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Originally posted by Blackamp
difficult. i did start an attempt, but it was all just too hard. i guess if she isn't looking, your 'glance' can be extended almost indefinitely, but once she notices, it's polite to shift your attention elsewhere pretty quickly. i guess if you shift your glance to her face, that would come across better than if you look away. and just continuing to stare at her breasts would probably just look creepy. what do you think?
It's ok she catches you, but the second she does look into her eyes and away a few times like you're nervous you were caught but are hoping she likes you anyway. They love that.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
It's ok she catches you, but the second she does look into her eyes and away a few times like you're nervous you were caught but are hoping she likes you anyway. They will be completely creeped out by that.
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This is where sunglasses with mirrored lenses are so useful - you can pretend to be looking them in the face but secretly be looking at something more pleasing to the eye.

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Ask the boss to turn up the heating

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If the chavs have it all out on plate then look, it's what they want if they dress like that and saying otherwise is a lie!!

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Originally posted by ich binimKopfweg
If the chavs have it all out on plate then look, it's what they want if they dress like that and saying otherwise is a lie!!

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I feel the same way. When I'm shopping in the market and wearing my speedo in the middle of the winter, I get long looks also. I take them as a complement.

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
I feel the same way. When I'm shopping in the market and wearing my speedo in the middle of the winter, I get long looks also. I take them as a complement.
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file a sexual harassment complaint. it would easily fit the description you know. the result would most likely be a work dress code ruling out provocative clothing.

somehow I don't think you'd like it to stop though, right? hmm... how about starting a rumour about how disgusting you find big floppy breasts. how it's not just that you're rather remarkably gay, but also that the rare women that marginally attract you, tend to be quite slender and have a boyish figure. so when you happen to stare at them, it's more like not being able to look away from a disgusting car crash than anything else.

who knows, they might even let you in the locker room.

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Try your best not to drool around her, unless of course you are wearing your bib. 😉

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
This is where sunglasses with mirrored lenses are so useful - you can pretend to be looking them in the face but secretly be looking at something more pleasing to the eye.
Ok Korchnoi 😕