Originally posted by Rene PogelShakespear? That was a W. H. Auden poem you were butchering.
Shakespeare cannot be berated just for the fact that many of his sonnets can be classified as disguising a belief (and interest in) "old porn". As he himself said in "As you like it"...... 'a MILF with a hand is better than a buxom wench with a bush'
Give me the "old porn" any day.
But better still, let's be positive. Let's recommend and remember the wit and art of Grampy.
Ars longa Old Porn brevis
Originally posted by Daemon SinW H Auden is not
Shakespear? That was a W. H. Auden poem you were butchering.
A thing to understand.
In Shakespeare the crack is even
Better than the hand.
Shakespeare used funerals like a lavatory brush
in the hands of a woman with a cleaning fettish.
Auden, brilliant though he was,
only managed to pull the chain once
brilliantly.
So Grampy Bobby gave us thousands of witticisms
like Shakespeare.
But he was also like Auden
Every now and then he could brilliantly push the button
for that one momentous flush that you never thought would clear
the bowl
Oh smug Twyfords,
Grampy Bobby was even more formidable
than thou
When it came to sorting out the dross from
the forum.
Originally posted by Rene Pogelare you a Vogon?
W H Auden is not
A thing to understand.
In Shakespeare the crack is even
Better than the hand.
Shakespeare used funerals like a lavatory brush
in the hands of a woman with a cleaning fettish.
Auden, brilliant though he was,
only managed to pull the chain once
brilliantly.
So Grampy Bobby gave us thousands of witticisms
like Shakespeare.
Bu ...[text shortened]... obby was even more formidable
than thou
When it came to sorting out the dross from
the forum.
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyNow that smart arsed Australian gentleman with all the tentacles will have to put up or shut up, welcome back Bobby.
When in doubt, be gracious and remain calm... or at least give others a fair shake. Be kind.
Everybody has been waiting for your input. You were making posts when some of these guys were not even a thought in the father's right one.
Originally posted by zm775i see you've adopted the Grampy comedic ploy of announcing that you're not going to post, only to pop up again a couple of days later. i suppose next you'll start flooding page one with threads filled with pompous rubbish.
Now that smart arsed Australian gentleman with all the tentacles will have to put up or shut up, welcome back Bobby.
Everybody has been waiting for your input. You were making posts when some of these guys were not even a thought in the father's right one.