1. Subscribermoonbus
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    Constables don't carry guns (or need to).

    It is legal to cross the street with a beer in your hand.
  2. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    09 Jun '15 20:07
    Originally posted by moonbus
    Constables don't carry guns (or need to).

    It is legal to cross the street with a beer in your hand.
    But not a chair leg that looks like a gun or you will be shot.
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    There are more umbrellas in the UK than there are guns. (4.2 million sold last year).
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    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    There are more umbrellas in the UK than there are guns. (4.2 million sold last year).
    Guns are not very effective at keeping you dry in a rain shower.
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    Umbrella-guns are the next must-have accessory for homicidal metrosexuals.
  6. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
    Umbrella-guns are the next must-have accessory for homicidal metrosexuals.
    so I hear
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    Originally posted by The Gravedigger
    Guns are not very effective at keeping you dry in a rain shower.
    Unless you have a gun and the guy with the umbrella doesn't.
  8. Subscribermoonbus
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    09 Jun '15 20:56
    Originally posted by The Gravedigger
    Guns are not very effective at keeping you dry in a rain shower.
    Patrick Macnee of the original Avengers (not the stupid recent comic-book movie of the same title) would have looked pretty daft with a gun in his hand instead of that suave umbrella.
  9. SubscriberSuzianne
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    09 Jun '15 21:42
    Originally posted by The Gravedigger
    But not a chair leg that looks like a gun or you will be shot.
    What about a gun that looks like a chair leg?
  10. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    Originally posted by Suzianne
    What about a gun that looks like a chair leg?
    Risky
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    17. British people are all great mathematicians.
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    18. Baby Spice is actually an adult woman.
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    For a couple of decades, Monmouthshire effectively ceased to be. But it's there again now.
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