Originally posted by mwmillerMy mother used to date a guy that was in the PBR.
If your poker game is getting a little boring you might want to try this one time:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/149027/playing_bull_poker/
or not!
You just have to wonder, "What in the hell were those people thinking...?"
He was an okay guy, you know, basically a kind-hearted cowboy.
One night he took me to a rodeo that was he was riding in.
I had no idea what the hell a rodeo was. I've heard of them..just never been to one.---I was born in New York
and then my family moved to Southern California.
So it was at the stadium that the Anaheim Mighty Ducks hockey team plays at.
At the end of the rodeo they bring out the tables and chairs
and oversized playing cards with fake bottles of booze that have the xxx on the side.
So four guys are sitting at this table in the middle of the arena
and it's completely dark in the stadium save for a spotlight
illuminating the four cowboys.
Then a second spotlight appears on a gate---they open the gate
and the meanest looking bull comes strutting out.
And just like in the cartoons---he starts snorting and digging into the dirt with one hoof.
Then he charges FULL SPEED across the entire length of the arena --- I mean FAST!
And the bull just crushes the guys---the table goes flying, the cards are falling to the ground
in slow motion and one of the chairs shatters into pieces.
When the dust settled===only the kind-hearted cowboy was left sitting there.
I mean it was weird.
Everything and everybody was just demolished.
Two of the other guys had to go to the hospital. One broke a bunch of ribs when the horns punctured him and the other guy was knocked out.
For 500 dollars you have to be out of your DAMN MIND to do that.
I mean, it's not worth it because someone is going to get hurt, bad.
It nearly impossible not to get hurt.
Crazy.
My mom broke up with that guy
and he cried like a baby.
Here I am like 14 years old telling this tough cowboy that he's going to be all right.