Q: What is more scary than a bully loose in the forums?
A: An entire group of bullies.
Yes, I'm talking about a clique of the meanest, toughest, bullying-bullies ever seen on the General Forum: the Bullying Bottom Feeding Rock Clique.
*pauses while you tremble in fear*
Somehow this clique of powerful bullies was not even aware that they were bullies, or in a clique. Thanks to Red Night, Grand Overlord of the General Forum (and world-renowned bullying expert), we are now aware of these facts. (Interestingly, we also got some territory for being a clique that includes a lovely beach - who knew?)
Prepare to have your lunch money taken away. Prepare for the barrage of wedgies.
A few guidelines will make things go smoother.
1) We love having people beg for mercy. But please, try to store up an inventory. If you wait to beg for mercy until we come to bully you, it slows down the line, and inconveniences your peers. Please, please beg for mercy at regular intervals. A little advanced planning helps everyone.
2) We accept cash, MasterCard, and Visa as forms of payment for protection. However, we also appreciate creative means of bribery. Maybe some blueberry muffins might be nice. Try not to bore us.
Originally posted by RookRAKDown With The Clique
I almost forgot - I've got this great idea ....
I think we should have a theme song! 😛
First Verse
Well now I guess it's time for me to wreck shop,
so show your peace while the beat drops,
and if you're in the house just throw your hands up,
and let me see my brothas and sistas spread luv.
And if you're not down there's sumthin wrong see,
cause see my project homies, they got my back G,
droppin a old school with a new school..
PA's in the house and it's a good thang..
(chorus repeat 4 times)
Well if you down with the clique,
let me hear you say (I'm down wit it)
Second Verse
Now it's a phone checker, I mustn't do this and if you didn't know I thought
you knew this,
It took a little time but now it's on see you been waiting for so long to beep
me..hmmm...
so check check check it out, all the dogs in the house (woof woof woof),
so pump your fist in the air, say R. Kelly's on the track and it's a good thang.
(chorus)
Third verse
Now I don't mind when my homies on the chit chat,
but when it's time to...ain't no get backs,
see I am what I am when I jam so as the beat slams I'll make U say (Gotdamn)...
Now if you not down with my clique, you can just doo-doo on a stick and if you
down with Liyah I'm glad you feel the same..
Boy it feels good to know you're in my good thang
(chorus)
(break it down)
tonite is the night that I...
I take you boy and I put you in my in my clique thang all night...
R. Kelly: First we have the Black ground posse in her clique,
then we have the funky second chapter in her clique.
PA's in the house and yes you know they're in her clique
and all the project homies are down with the clique,
well now we have the double x-tra large in her clique
plus we have the DA to the Smahd in her clique,
then we have the down town possee in her clique,
Peace to the hood cause ya down with her clique.
(chorus repeat til' fade out)
Originally posted by NordlysThat isn't a song.... that's an anthem
Down With The Clique
First Verse
Well now I guess it's time for me to wreck shop,
so show your peace while the beat drops,
and if you're in the house just throw your hands up,
and let me see my brothas and sistas spread luv.
And if you're not down there's sumthin wrong see,
cause see my project homies, they got my back G,
droppin a old school with a new school..
PA's in the house and it's a good thang..
Originally posted by RookRAKI thought I'd already been here, sorry. I was busy looking for a clique to join. I want to feel special. I want to be humble & foxy@. I want to be taller. It's hard to be a bully when you're only 5'1". Um, and muffins would be good, too.
Very nice. Now where are my blueberry muffins?
Originally posted by reader1107Muffins are just the tip of the iceberg. I expect bribes of all kinds to start rolling in.
I thought I'd already been here, sorry. I was busy looking for a clique to join. I want to feel special. I want to be humble & foxy@. I want to be taller. It's hard to be a bully when you're only 5'1". Um, and muffins would be good, too.
I don't know if we can make you any taller though.
Originally posted by I14U2NVThank you, thank you. See, we can all live in peas. 🙂
Originally posted by RookRAK
[b]Better not, or it's a swirly for you. ðŸ˜
Originally posted by Nordlys
You know, we have some mods on our side. Just thought I'd mention that. ðŸ˜
Oh I see, muffins anyone? … There blueberry.[/b]