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I use Charman.It's 2 ply and sooooo soft to the skin. What do you use?

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..in my house it is only "Silhoutte"...it comes in gray with a blacked out image of people on it...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..in my house it is only "Silhoutte"...it comes in gray with a blacked out image of people on it...
Oh you mean like my forums picture?

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...well...i really couldn't pass that car wreck without looking, could i ?...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...well...i really couldn't pass that car wreck without looking, could i ?...
Rubber neck

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..guilty...guilty...so very guilty...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..guilty...guilty...so very guilty...
Hmmmmm. Guilty is it? What shall we do?....I say hang 'im!

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Hmmmmm. Guilty is it? What shall we do?....I say hang 'im!
I like reinfeld. I find him highly entertaining.

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SOS pads.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Hmmmmm. Guilty is it? What shall we do?....I say hang 'im!
A witch! A witch! Burn 'im!

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Originally posted by Suzianne
A witch! A witch! Burn 'im!
Burn 'im? Must be a warlock then not a witch.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
A witch! A witch! Burn 'im!
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I use Charman.It's 2 ply and sooooo soft to the skin. What do you use?
I am no wimp. I wait till it dries and use a hammer and chisel.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
I am no wimp. I wait till it dries and use a hammer and chisel.
Ah yes the dreaded "will nots".

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Isn't Bumpf the first part of the name of a town in Egypt?

Just wonderin' ...


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