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I bougt the kid two rabbits last fall. I am currently swamped with a influx of rabbits. Can i ethicly feed my children their pets? How about clothing them?

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Its a madness. Im killin bunnys the girls are cryin. theres blood and fur every where. 4 hours today im a$$ deep in hosenfefer.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I bougt the kid two rabbits last fall. I am currently swamped with a influx of rabbits. Can i ethicly feed my children their pets? How about clothing them?
I'm fairly sure the rabbits don't need any extra clothing - unless, of course if you've skinned 'em.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Its a madness. Im killin bunnys the girls are cryin. theres blood and fur every where. 4 hours today im a$$ deep in hosenfefer.
There is only one way to get the kids through this distraught. Have them skin and gut them.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
There is only one way to get the kids through this distraught. Have them skin and gut them.
The're busy picking "whos gonna be next, the fluffy grey on that flop eared albino" its all they can do to keep up. The're really good helpers. During the state fair they help in my "deep fried piglet on a stick" booth. There they do thing like dress the piglets in little outfits that customers choose. then the stick em with the poker we use to deep fry em on.

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I like them already. Those kids will do just fine.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I bougt the kid two rabbits last fall. I am currently swamped with a influx of rabbits. Can i ethicly feed my children their pets? How about clothing them?
I think watching the Star Trek episode The Trouble with Tribbles might help you and the girls. 🙂

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...you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and you're thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
The're busy picking "whos gonna be next, the fluffy grey on that flop eared albino" its all they can do to keep up. The're really good helpers. During the state fair they help in my "deep fried piglet on a stick" booth. There they do thing like dress the piglets in little outfits that customers choose. then the stick em with the poker we use to deep fry em on.
Have you tried the Holy Handgrenade of antioch ?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Have you tried the Holy Handgrenade of antioch ?
and when you hold thy holy hand grenade of antioch, you must count to 3 before you throw the holy hand grenade of antioch. 3 shall be the number, no more no less. not 4 not 2 5 is right out, but 3

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Have you tried the Holy Handgrenade of antioch ?
They you would have Holy Hosenfefer.

😉

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I think bunnylings would make good projectiles for a sling.

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or for field goal practise hey mr.ed

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I think bunnylings would make good projectiles for a sling.
Nope. They need a stabalizer. Otherwise as they accelerate they spread their legs causing drag, this puts them in a flat spin like mavric in top gun. i tried to add stabs to them but their wirey frames allow them to slink out. I have considered doing animal testing on them, you know like creating my own lab. But i need research ideas. And locations to apply for grants.