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A store has just opened in New York City that offered free husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to choose from. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims. “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the Sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 71,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a Wife Store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and can cook.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited....

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Is this about your virginity again?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Is this about your virginity again?
You are in an extra hilarious mood today, have you considered a career as a stand up comedian?

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
You are in an extra hilarious mood today, have you considered a career as a stand up comedian?
You should have seen me yesterday. I was on fire.

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Originally posted by Palynka
You should have seen me yesterday. I was on fire.
Who peed on you to put it out?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Who peed on you to put it out?
The same guy who peed in your morning cereal.

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Originally posted by Palynka
You should have seen me yesterday. I was on fire.
You were like lava, really.

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Originally posted by Palynka
The same guy who peed in your morning cereal.
I hope it was morning urine, midstream.

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