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I challenge you to a poetry battle.

Some responds to this thread with a poetic topic and we go head-to-head, battle to death, winner take all, in a village-pillaging victory.

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@vivify said
I challenge you to a poetry battle.

Some responds to this thread with a poetic topic and we go head-to-head, battle to death, winner take all, in a village-pillaging victory.
Many think you are Rookie.
Have you and Rookie ever been seen together.
I think we should be told.

This is your topic 🙄

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@vivify said
I challenge you to a poetry battle.

Some responds to this thread with a poetic topic and we go head-to-head, battle to death, winner take all, in a village-pillaging victory.
The sky is blue,

The grass is green,

Get off your butt and join the Marines! 😠

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Nope. Drunk people come from the spirituality forum. See bishops.

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dear @vivify

i'm trying to give a damn
about another poetry slam

two hours of scratching spider bites and this is the best i can do
you win


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Yes, actually. I'm not joking, I'm quite hammered. I actually fell asleep immediately after posting.

I still wanna battle Rookie, RHP's laureate. Like challenging the fastest gun in the West.

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@rookie54 said
dear @vivify

i'm trying to give a damn
about another poetry slam

two hours of scratching spider bites and this is the best i can do
you win
If this were a movie I'd terrorize your loved ones until you're forced to rescue your tied-up girlfriend in a climactic, no-holds-barred battle of lyricism.

But since it's not....okay, I respect your decision.


@spanish1 said
Nope. Drunk people come from the spirituality forum. See bishops.
Back again?

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@vivify said
Yes, actually. I'm not joking, I'm quite hammered. I actually fell asleep immediately after posting.
Does this mean that, at some point, you will be saying "GFY, douchebag" to someone?

Your more balanced and witty days
For sure, they are sorely missed
But if there's a devilish thirst to slake
What else then, you shall surely post pissed



@the-gravedigger said
Many think you are Rookie.
Have you and Rookie ever been seen together.
I think we should be told.

This is your topic 🙄
this went right over my head the first time thru
a solid topic

i heard a rumor
and as rumors go
this one's got legs
and it ain't slow
@vivify is me
and i am he
as he is me
and you are me
and we are he
but not all of us agree


@rookie54 said
this went right over my head the first time thru
a solid topic

i heard a rumor
and as rumors go
this one's got legs
and it ain't slow
@vivify is me
and i am he
as he is me
and you are me
and we are he
but not all of us agree
The gauntlet has been picked up,

and Bazinga! First blood...


@fmf said
Does this mean that, at some point, you will be saying "GFY, douchebag" to someone?

Your more balanced and witty days
For sure, they are sorely missed
But if there's a devilish thirst to slake
What else then, you shall surely post pissed
GFY, douchebag.



Is this where I make some kind of "zero sense of humor, eh?" joke, or do I wait for the next post? How do you normally do it?