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Today, I borrowed a friends' GPS and went for a geocaching hike in the rain with my faithful quadruped companion, Tasha. When we found the cache which was hanging in a tree.....it was covered in...Camoflage Duct Tape!!! 😡

I could barely contain my excitement and headed quickly off to the hunting/fishing/outdoorsy store where much to my delight, I found that duct tape comes in both the summer green camouflage and the lovely wintery white and beige camouflage colors!!! πŸ™„

Some days life gets right up against perfect! 😏

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What the........πŸ™„

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Originally posted by mokko
What the........πŸ™„
mmmm I thought the same but didnt like to say
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Originally posted by Aynat
Today, I borrowed a friends' GPS and went for a geocaching hike in the rain with my faithful quadruped companion, Tasha. When we found the cache which was hanging in a tree.....it was covered in...[b]Camoflage Duct Tape!!! 😡

I could barely contain my excitement and headed quickly off to the hunting/fishing/outdoorsy store where much to my delight, I f ...[text shortened]... tery white and beige camouflage colors!!! πŸ™„

Some days life gets right up against perfect! 😏[/b]
it wud be good if the tape had the pattern of bark on it.

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Originally posted by dale21
it wud be good if the tape had the pattern of bark on it.
too tie up those damn fast trees?

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Originally posted by Chakan
too tie up those damn fast trees?
you could tape a hostage to the tree and theyd never be found πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by Aynat
Today, I borrowed a friends' GPS and went for a geocaching hike in the rain with my faithful quadruped companion, Tasha. When we found the cache which was hanging in a tree.....it was covered in...[b]Camoflage Duct Tape!!! 😡

I could barely contain my excitement and headed quickly off to the hunting/fishing/outdoorsy store where much to my delight, I f ...[text shortened]... tery white and beige camouflage colors!!! πŸ™„

Some days life gets right up against perfect! 😏[/b]
Camoflage Duct Tape!!!

It's not very good after all you found it easily enough.

What you actually found was cheap, imported, badly coloured duct tape, that duct tape collectors should avoid at all costs, so that it does not lower the tone of their collection and make them a laughing stock amongst the fellow duct-tapees.

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Originally posted by Aynat
Today, I borrowed a friends' GPS and went for a geocaching hike in the rain with my faithful quadruped companion, Tasha. When we found the cache which was hanging in a tree.....it was covered in...[b]Camoflage Duct Tape!!! 😡

I could barely contain my excitement and headed quickly off to the hunting/fishing/outdoorsy store where much to my delight, I f ...[text shortened]... tery white and beige camouflage colors!!! πŸ™„

Some days life gets right up against perfect! 😏[/b]
Er.....what is "geocaching" ? What is a cache?

Where the fcuk am I?

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
Er.....what is "geocaching" ? What is a cache?

Where the fcuk am I?
Shanshu, you really do need to get out more....

I'd type a description, but you'll get a much better explanation here: www.geocaching.com

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
Er.....what is "geocaching" ? What is a cache?

Where the fcuk am I?
It's like modern Pirating... except with out the map, the compass, the ship, the peglegs, eyepatches, cannonballs, ship, crew, rum, yo-ho-ho, salty sea dogs and pieces of eight. Still got the burried treasure though!!!

Basic idea is, someone hides something (the cache) then gives out a GPS location for it and you go find it with your own GPS.

The whole thing's much more entertaining if you dress up like a pirate, make your 4X4 lok like a pirate ship, pretend your GPS is and old treasure map and say things like "Arrrrrr.... we be lookin' for the booty, Jim lad!"

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
It's like modern Pirating... except with out the map, the compass, the ship, the peglegs, eyepatches, cannonballs, ship, crew, rum, yo-ho-ho, salty sea dogs and pieces of eight. Still got the burried treasure though!!!

Basic idea is, someone hides something (the cache) then gives out a GPS location for it and you go find it with your own GPS.

The w ...[text shortened]... nd old treasure map and say things like "Arrrrrr.... we be lookin' for the booty, Jim lad!"
and now for a crappy pirate joke

why couldn`t the pirate get into the movie?

cause it was Rated "AAARRR"

sorry

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The whole thing's much more entertaining if you dress up like a pirate, make your 4X4 lok like a pirate ship, pretend your GPS is and old treasure map and say things like "Arrrrrr.... we be lookin' for the booty, Jim lad!"
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At which point Beyonce Knowles leaps out from behind a palm tree and starts shaking it.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
At which point Beyonce Knowles leaps out from behind a palm tree and starts shaking it.
Did coconuts fall?

(yes, I know the difference)

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Originally posted by adramforall
[b]Camoflage Duct Tape!!!

It's not very good after all you found it easily enough.

What you actually found was cheap, imported, badly coloured duct tape, that duct tape collectors should avoid at all costs, so that it does no ...[text shortened]... ion and make them a laughing stock amongst the fellow duct-tapees.[/b]
EASY? 😠 You obviously were not there.

I had to hike up a steep trail, in a couple of places I had to go up on all fours.

Tasha and I came up on a pile of fresh steaming bear poop with salmonberry remains in it. Tasha does not approve of bears on the trail with us. That meant we had to cross a swift moving more-than-a-stream but less-than-a-river of rushing glacial run-off above a waterfall to stay safe.

The cold water was lovely and quite refreshing but we stayed on the not-trail and ware not dissuaded nor tempted by salmonberry patches....the thimbleberry patch almost got me, though!

I got lost, covered in mud,tumbled into a stream, accidently grabbed some devil's club while searching in the undergrowth for the cache. AND, I broke a nail!!! Just when I sat down for a bit of a cry, I looked up and there it was.......a small camoflage duct tape covered plastic cylinder nestled sweetly in the crook of a tree!!! 😲 😲 😲

I did however, recover a lovely blue-green bead from the cache and put in my little howlin' wolf in trade. I put the wolf in to honor Howlin' Wolf, he of a vocie so deep it is bottomless Jazz musician. 😡

You, adramforall may now go walk Daemon's plank!!!