Can any animal match the majesty...

dottewell

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27 Sep 05 17:30

dottewell

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27 Sep 05 17:30

Of the chimp?

I say no. I have reasons, if necessary.

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27 Sep 05 17:31

Originally posted by dottewell
Of the chimp?

I say no. I have reasons, if necessary.

'Mon then

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27 Sep 05 17:32

The Gorilla.

dottewell

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27 Sep 05 17:37

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Originally posted by pendejo
'Mon then

I was once at London Zoo and seemed to keep running into a very annoying family. You know the types; liberal-left intelligensia with no sense of humour, no control over their kids and a tendency of explaining things LOUDLY to the littluns so that not only they but EVERYONE ELSE could realise what patient and clever parents they had.

Anyway, I met them again by the chimp enclosure.

One of the chimps was "having his way" with a very young male chimp while another had a sock over his organ and was pleasuring himself.

One of the kids asked his dad: "What's that monkey doing, Daddy?"

Silence. Brilliant. And I can't help thinking they did it on purpose.

dottewell

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27 Sep 05 17:44

Originally posted by rhb
The Gorilla.

I have seen gorillas in the wild. They are undoubtedly majestic, but lack the humour of your average chimp.

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27 Sep 05 17:45

Originally posted by dottewell
I have seen gorillas in the wild. They are undoubtedly majestic, but lack the humour of your average chimp.

When you are the size of a Gorilla you don't need a sense of humour.

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27 Sep 05 20:29

Originally posted by dottewell
I was once at London Zoo and seemed to keep running into a very annoying family. You know the types; liberal-left intelligensia with no sense of humour, no control over their kids and a tendency of explaining things LOUDLY to the littluns so that not only they but EVERYONE ELSE could realise what patient and clever parents they had.

Anyway, I met them a ...[text shortened]... monkey doing, Daddy?"

Silence. Brilliant. And I can't help thinking they did it on purpose.

Where did the chimp get a sock?

dottewell

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27 Sep 05 20:34

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Where did the chimp get a sock?

Looked like Gap, but can't be sure.