27 Sep 05
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Originally posted by pendejoI was once at London Zoo and seemed to keep running into a very annoying family. You know the types; liberal-left intelligensia with no sense of humour, no control over their kids and a tendency of explaining things LOUDLY to the littluns so that not only they but EVERYONE ELSE could realise what patient and clever parents they had.
'Mon then
Anyway, I met them again by the chimp enclosure.
One of the chimps was "having his way" with a very young male chimp while another had a sock over his organ and was pleasuring himself.
One of the kids asked his dad: "What's that monkey doing, Daddy?"
Silence. Brilliant. And I can't help thinking they did it on purpose.
27 Sep 05
Originally posted by dottewellWhere did the chimp get a sock?
I was once at London Zoo and seemed to keep running into a very annoying family. You know the types; liberal-left intelligensia with no sense of humour, no control over their kids and a tendency of explaining things LOUDLY to the littluns so that not only they but EVERYONE ELSE could realise what patient and clever parents they had.
Anyway, I met them a ...[text shortened]... monkey doing, Daddy?"
Silence. Brilliant. And I can't help thinking they did it on purpose.