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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
the fact of the matter is, chicks dig dudes with no underwear who like to jig and dance to the sound of the fiddle!! Let it serve as a lesson to you.
chicks dig guys wearing a skirt of any kind. it's not like your sassy catholic school girl skirt was an exception.

still, a good jig is a good jig!

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Originally posted by adramforall
When you get the nads big enough to wear a kilt get back to us.
Are you opposed to him just sending you a picture in PM? I really don't want to see someone else's fuzzyberries.

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Originally posted by wormwood
chicks dig guys wearing a skirt of any kind. it's not like your sassy catholic school girl skirt was an exception.

still, a good jig is a good jig!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMQSvgHJ5g4
ah yes indeed, i suppose going butt naked in the snow is nuthin for you guys, do you not plunge into the snow after a good sauna?

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
ah yes indeed, i suppose going butt naked in the snow is nuthin for you guys, do you not plunge into the snow after a good sauna?
snow if there's no frozen lake.



edit: there's always a lake. 150 000+ of 'em around. and plenty of coast.

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Originally posted by wormwood
snow if there's no frozen lake.



edit: there's always a lake. 150 000+ of 'em around. and plenty of coast.
its the business, i once went swimming, mid February, just off Iona, snow all around, was amazing once your body gets used to the temperature.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
its the business, i once went swimming, mid February, just off Iona, snow all around, was amazing once your body gets used to the temperature.
yeah, coming out of the lake -20C feels like +30C with a gentle breeze. endorphines, nature's own free-ranged heroin.

can't even feel the ice cutting your back open like pack of rabid wolves, if you didn't bother to hack a big enough hole in the ice.

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Originally posted by wormwood
yeah, coming out of the lake -20C feels like +30C with a gentle breeze. endorphines, nature's own free-ranged heroin.

can't even feel the ice cutting your back open like pack of rabid wolves, if you didn't bother to hack a big enough hole in the ice.
This sounds as appealing to me as choking myself to near death in order to have a better orgasm. 😕

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Originally posted by Palynka
This sounds as appealing to me as choking myself to near death in order to have a better orgasm. 😕
Don't knock it until you've tri... urgh... gragghhhghh... Ahhhhhh!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Don't knock it until you've tri... urgh... gragghhhghh... Ahhhhhh!
Can you explain me why it always involves so many ropes?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Can you explain me why it always involves so many ropes?
I'm at work at the moment so I just used my necktie.

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Originally posted by Palynka
This sounds as appealing to me as choking myself to near death in order to have a better orgasm. 😕
I always suspected you were a member of the British Parliament!

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C eh? N eh? D eh?

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Originally posted by darvlay
I'm at work at the moment so I just used my necktie.
You're still typing though.😞

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
You're still typing though.😞
It's accidental. He's cleaning the creamed keyboard, and the words just appear, as usual.

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Originally posted by wormwood
yeah, coming out of the lake -20C feels like +30C with a gentle breeze. endorphines, nature's own free-ranged heroin.

can't even feel the ice cutting your back open like pack of rabid wolves, if you didn't bother to hack a big enough hole in the ice.
endorphins, mmm, how vewy intwesting, is that why we feel so spaced and relaxed after sauna and cold tub? mmm natures way.