Captain Obvious Game

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
To play, post a no brainer quote or link to a meme quote.

George Bernard Shaw: If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.

Does it have to be a meme quote or can you post anything that qualifies as a meme?

Originally posted by rickgarel
Does it have to be a meme quote or can you post anything that qualifies as a meme?

Please feel free to post anything here Rick.

“Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.”
“I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.”
Casey Stengel

"HUH?! I don't get it..."
shortcircuit

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
A meme with no picture is a quote.

At what point can we expect this thread to become self-referential?

Oooh, wait!
I have a good one this time!
Really, I do!

“This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.”
-Graham Chapman

See?

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
At what point can we expect this thread to become self-referential?

Taint EZ Bein a cowboy. Riding a horse all day, then unsaddling and setin up camp. Make a bonfire, hang the coffee pot above and get the stew or beans or bacon cookin. Got my poncho and bed roll.
You never see a coffee pot etc on the horse though do you?
That's the hard part, it's a trade secret, just like how my 6 gun can fire 500 rounds. 😕

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
At what point can we expect this thread to become self-referential?

It is...after your post.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
At what point can we expect this thread to become self-referential?

You.

I like you.

Originally posted by Ponderable
It is...after your post.

NOW it is.

The following sentence is true.

The preceding sentence is false.

Catch 22 (Joseph Heller)

"... There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he were sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle...."

Super funny IMO
http://www.godvine.com/Hilarious-Comedian-Shares-Why-Men-Shouldn-t-Go-to-the-Grocery-Store-fb-gv-2880.html

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Super funny IMO
http://www.godvine.com/Hilarious-Comedian-Shares-Why-Men-Shouldn-t-Go-to-the-Grocery-Store-fb-gv-2880.html

Oh, she is lovely. I wish I could understand all that she said but her dialect or accent was difficult for me. Where does she come from? She sounds like Dolly Parton. 🙂

Originally posted by lolof
Oh, she is lovely. I wish I could understand all that she said but her dialect or accent was difficult for me. Where does she come from? She sounds like Dolly Parton. 🙂

She's from North Carolina. 🙂

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
She's from North Carolina. 🙂

So it's not the same accent at all, is it?