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Carnivals...."anything but harmless"........

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They turn your brains to goo . Also cause freakish deformities .

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All that mud...

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Chuck Norris is a carnival!

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Carnies scare me.

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Yes, cotton candy is a gateway food to corn dogs. After that ... watch out

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As white trash a carnival is the best thing ever.You can win valuable prizes worth almost 25 cents for $5.00 for 3 chances.
Also it is one of the only venues of employment for drunk and or drug crazed white trashers as "ride jockeys."

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It's possible that 1000s have died from cheap rides breaking down . Think about it : does anyone count how many people get on , then count how many get off ? Who knows how many have been flung to their deaths?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
It's possible that 1000s have died from cheap rides breaking down . Think about it : does anyone count how many people get on , then count how many get off ? Who knows how many have been flung to their deaths?
Thats another good point how carnivals improve the world.
Population control.

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Plus, crooked fixed games; is that what you want your children to learn? That it's OK to cheat and take money from gullible fools?

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Plus, crooked fixed games; is that what you want your children to learn? That it's OK to cheat and take money from gullible fools?
Do you hear Bill Gates complaining?

Seem like taking money from gullible fools isa pretty good idea.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
They turn your brains to goo . Also cause freakish deformities .
You got to remember moldy ...
I live in Greeley.The town's only attraction is The Independence Stampede,rodeo and carnival . The only other thing to do here is look at college girls.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
You got to remember moldy ...
I live in Greeley.The town's only attraction is The Independence Stampede,rodeo and carnival . The only other thing to do here is look at college girls.
That's why I don't live in Greeley . Well , that and the constant smell of cow crap .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
That's why I don't live in Greeley . Well , that and the constant smell of cow crap .
The cows got used to the smell.lol
Hey the up side to Greeley is.....well college girls and the parties.
The down side is, it is Greeley ,the Cleveland or Detroit of Colorado.
The only town joked about more is Pueblo, because of the state mental hospital ,and Boulder because the people there belong in
Pueblo.
The sad thing is Greeleys economy leading to an abundance of my
phrase of the day...white trash.that makes Boulder ,which has a great economy and Pueblo with its good economy much less to joke about.
Sure Greeley is the arm pit of Colorado ...hmm maybe its the poop chute the way it smells.But I love my city of fart smells and cheap imported labor.*drinking JD to make me believe this ****. *

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Originally posted by Saint Nick
Seem like taking money from gullible fools is a pretty good idea.
Especially if you can convince them it's what they want. Viva the free market!

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Carnivals in the UK are more likely run by gypsies than white trash.
They bring an important cultural diversity to a town and leave a trail of hickeys, venereal diseases and pregnant schoolgirls in their wake.