CAT LOCKS THREAD!

I WAS JUST READING SOME THREADS IN SPIRIT FORUMS AND GOT THINKING ABOUT YELLING AND THE USE OF THE 'CAT LOCKS'

ANYWAY, YELLING IN THE FORUMS CAN BE PRETTY RUDE, SO IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO YELL ABOUT I WOULD PREFER YOU DO IT RIGHT HERE IN THIS 'CAT LOCKS THREAD'!

THANK YOU!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I WAS JUST READING SOME THREADS IN SPIRIT FORUMS AND GOT THINKING ABOUT YELLING AND THE USE OF THE 'CAT LOCKS'

ANYWAY, YELLING IN THE FORUMS CAN BE PRETTY RUDE, SO IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO YELL ABOUT I WOULD PREFER YOU DO IT RIGHT HERE IN THIS 'CAT LOCKS THREAD'!

THANK YOU!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I WAS JUST READING SOME THREADS IN SPIRIT FORUMS AND GOT THINKING ABOUT YELLING AND THE USE OF THE 'CAT LOCKS'

ANYWAY, YELLING IN THE FORUMS CAN BE PRETTY RUDE, SO IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO YELL ABOUT I WOULD PREFER YOU DO IT RIGHT HERE IN THIS 'CAT LOCKS THREAD'!

THANK YOU!

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ARE YOU GOING TO SCARBOROUGH FAIR?

DO YOU LIKE BIG CATS?

Originally posted by angie88
DO YOU LIKE BIG CATS?

I'D JUST LIKE TO RANT A BIT IF NO-ONE ELSE MINDS, AND IF YOU DO... SCREW YOU BUDDY!

MY CURRENT FAVOURITE ANOYANCE IS THOSE SMALL SUITCASES ON EXTENDABLE HANDLES. WHY? WELL:

1) THEY LOOK RIDICULOUS AND EFFEMINATE, WHICH IS FINE IF YOU ARE A WOMAN BUT JUST PLAIN WRONG IF YOU ARE A MAN. IT BEARS A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO BUM BAGS, WHICH ONLY THE AMERICANS SEEM TO HAVE CONTINUED TO FLOG TO DEATH SINCE 1990

2) THEY ARE DANGEROUS, THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I AND OTHER PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BASHED IN THE LEG, TRIPPED UP OR EATEN BY ESCALATORS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GRASP THE SIMPLE NOTION THAT YOU NEED TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE ESCALATOR ONCE DISEMBARKED BEFORE YOU ATTEMPT TO RAISE THE HANDLE, THEREBY AVOIDING BOTTLENECKING, ARE TOO NUMEROUS TO COUNT.

3) THEY REQUIRE A MODICUM OF 3 DIMENSIONAL SPATIAL AWARENESS TO USE SAFELY IN CROWDED PLACES. UNFORTUNATELY THE VAST MAJORITY OF IMBECILES THAT TOW THEM BEHIND THEM, NOT REALISING THAT WHEN THEY TURN A CORNER A SIMILAR EFFECT TO THAT OF RIGHT ANGLING AN 18 WHEELER OCCURS, DO NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED AWARENESS AND THEREFORE CARVE GREAT SWATHES OF DEAD AS THEY WEAVE THEIR NONCHALANT WAY THROUGH THE PUBLIC.

PLEASE BAN THEM, WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE, PLEASE! I URGE ANYONE WHO OWNS ONE OF THESE DEVIL DEVICES TO SET FIRE TO IT IMMEDIATELY, THOUGH I SUGGEST NOT ACTUALLY USING IT FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE DURING THIS BOUT OF ARSON. THANK YOU.

Originally posted by Starrman
I'D JUST LIKE TO RANT A BIT IF NO-ONE ELSE MINDS, AND IF YOU DO... SCREW YOU BUDDY!

MY CURRENT FAVOURITE ANOYANCE IS THOSE SMALL SUITCASES ON EXTENDABLE HANDLES. WHY? WELL:

1) THEY LOOK RIDICULOUS AND EFFEMINATE, WHICH IS FINE IF YOU ARE A WOMAN BUT JUST PLAIN WRONG IF YOU ARE A MAN. IT BEARS A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO BUM BAGS, WHICH ONLY THE AMER ...[text shortened]... I SUGGEST NOT ACTUALLY USING IT FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE DURING THIS BOUT OF ARSON. THANK YOU.

IT IS CAT LOCKS, AND QUIT CUSSING IN MY THREAD OR I'LL BAN YOU 9 WAYS FROM SUNDAY IN A PICKNICK BASKET, YOU LOSERS. ALSO, TELL EVERYONE IN THAT OTHER THREAD THE EGG CAME FIRST AND IT'S A NO BRAINER.

LOOOOOSERS.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I have one.
And I enjoy it.

It's not my fault you stand so close behind me on the escalator, is it?

I WISH SHAVIXMIR WOULD STOP BUMPING HIS GODDAMNED T-REX THREAD--IT'S GETTING TO THE STAGE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SAY I USED TO LIKE T-REX UNTIL I STARTED PLAYING CHESS!

Originally posted by Phlabibit
IT IS CAT LOCKS, AND QUIT CUSSING IN MY THREAD OR I'LL BAN YOU 9 WAYS FROM SUNDAY IN A PICKNICK BASKET, YOU LOSERS. ALSO, TELL EVERYONE IN THAT OTHER THREAD THE EGG CAME FIRST AND IT'S A NO BRAINER.

LOOOOOSERS.

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am i doing this right?