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How can one prevent one's cat pooh-poohing on the front and back lawns?

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Originally posted by znsho
How can one prevent one's cat pooh-poohing on the front and back lawns?
... or on the neighbour's (i.e. my) balcony?

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Originally posted by znsho
How can one prevent one's cat pooh-poohing on the front and back lawns?
1, Take the cat to its mess.
2, Stick its nose in it.
3, While still holding the cat, make it walk to wherever it should have done it.
4, Repeat the above 3 times.

Thats how I tought my cat, it even progressed to flush the toilet and put the seat down after its done.

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Originally posted by znsho
How can one prevent one's cat pooh-poohing on the front and back lawns?
How to Toilet Train Your Cat.

http://www.petplace.com/cats/how-to-toilet-train-your-cat/page1.aspx

Good luck. 😉

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Originally posted by znsho
How can one prevent one's cat pooh-poohing on the front and back lawns?
Tie it to a tree and gun it down.

And don't forget to come back and write a long post about how bad you felt afterwards.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
How to Toilet Train Your Cat.

http://tinyurl.co.uk/k9qy

Good luck. 😉
"The equipment one needs to toilet train a cat is minimal. “A tin roasting pan and duct tape,” says Brotman".....

Bloody hell, its not a Chinese dinner he was thinking of!!

My cat was trained within 5minutes. It was very tiny though and new to the house.

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Originally posted by znsho
How can one prevent one's cat pooh-poohing on the front and back lawns?
Take a large cork (I said CORK) and stick it firmly up its bum.

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Originally posted by znsho
How can one prevent one's cat pooh-poohing on the front and back lawns?
Scare them away with a bucket full of water. While trowing, hold the bucket.

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Originally posted by znsho
How can one prevent one's cat pooh-poohing on the front and back lawns?
Two pitbulls...one for each yard...or, if a pitbull sounds too harsh, I have a 9-year old miniature Daschund, named "Tater", that will still rip the achilles tendon out of people without notice....and he doesn't like cats, or my brother...interested?

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Originally posted by znsho
How can one prevent one's cat pooh-poohing on the front and back lawns?
One cant

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Originally posted by Peachy
1, Take the cat to its mess.
2, Stick its nose in it.
3, While still holding the cat, make it walk to wherever it should have done it.
4, Repeat the above 3 times.

Thats how I tought my cat, it even progressed to flush the toilet and put the seat down after its done.
The toilet seat, of course, should NEVER be put down.

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Originally posted by znsho
The toilet seat, of course, should NEVER be put down.
Because there is no humane way to do it?

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Originally posted by znsho
How can one prevent one's cat pooh-poohing on the front and back lawns?
Don't let it out of the house.