Catcalling

Originally posted by Seitse
Just accept it, ladies: you love it.

So now everyone knows. You're a midget, Jewish, Hispanic, construction worker looking for a Native American, a sailor and a cop.

I got the cowboy covered. 😛

Originally posted by ChessPraxis


I got the cowboy covered. 😛

I thought that was MY job. ;-)

Originally posted by ChessPraxis

A man and his wife were being intimate when she had to pee. He ran after her and said "Don't sit down I just varnished the seat!" She was stuck. They called 911 and the whole fire department arrived. She said "Cover me up with something please?" So her husband got her a tee shirt and a cowboy hat for her lap.

The firemen were walking around th ...[text shortened]... e chief came to the husband and said, "We can save your wife, but the cowboy's a goner."

YEEEHAAA!!!

Originally posted by rookie54
YEEEHAAA!!!

And your horse too!

Originally posted by rookie54
and here i was thinkin i was riding the razor's edge...

dude, yer insane...

Thank you 🙂

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I got the cowboy covered. 😛

I'm counting on it!

Originally posted by Seitse
Just accept it, ladies: you love it.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29823870

Originally posted by moonbus
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29823870

http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/ebf5e34fc8/10-hours-of-walking-in-nyc-as-a-man

Originally posted by Seitse
Just accept it, ladies: you love it.

According to Matt Damon's character in the delightful movie "We Bought a Zoo"
a man has only twenty seconds to gain the durable attention of a woman.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
According to Matt Damon's character in the delightful movie "We Bought a Zoo"
a man has only twenty seconds to gain the durable attention of a woman.

You're out then.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
According to Matt Damon's character in the delightful movie "We Bought a Zoo"
a man has only twenty seconds to gain the durable attention of a woman.

chant this mantra for thirty minutes every day in which you anticipate dealing with ANYONE who has any critical thinking skills...

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