This is great fun. Sometimes it even makes (a little) sense.
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Poem/
Heretical Rhyme Generator.
The computer will write a little poem just for you, as long as you give it the first line.
Catch this Daddio
The best chess site is RHP, the place to be.
Like rose petals thundering through my sewing hands
The dogs, they dance with rabid glee
surely some revelation is at hand.
Try it and show us what beautiful poetry you've got !
Here I be stuck down in tha 8-1-tree
Just soakin up tha rain mizerable as I be
Lookin fo a place ta chill
Only gots Nemesio ta fit tha bill
Sendin out luv to my howlin pack
Oh, looky here, 918 Zack is back.
Wearin a dead animal upon his head
Sweet Jesus give us all a decent thread.
Oh it just not the same if ya ax me
We all lovey dovey now, clean as can be
Russ , go gets ya some rest
Fo ya know tha sites truly tha best
We now gots us football, Jesus, movies and politics ta go
Even iof brotha Cribs aint here with his smooth runnin flow
Stirrin up trouble ya know his game show
But brought me deep luv from way down low.
So moderate me out and do what ya must
He came ta play chess from da back of da bus
Like Jesus befo, dead on the cross and up from tha grave
Here comes Cribs again goin by Penile Colonaise
In humor,
Kirk