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Catch this Daddio: Bad Poetry Generator.

Catch this Daddio: Bad Poetry Generator.

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Felicific Forest

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This is great fun. Sometimes it even makes (a little) sense.

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Poem/

Heretical Rhyme Generator.

The computer will write a little poem just for you, as long as you give it the first line.


Catch this Daddio

The best chess site is RHP, the place to be.

Like rose petals thundering through my sewing hands

The dogs, they dance with rabid glee

surely some revelation is at hand.



Try it and show us what beautiful poetry you've got !

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Another one:


Mendel's Serenade

The best chess site is RHP, the place to be.

Weeping for the love to set her free

A Boeing 777 lands right next to me

Oh my, Oh, might what then can it be?

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Dig on this:

I play chess at RedHotPawn

hearing the notes from a somber tune

he munched on a salad of lettuce, cheese and prawn

Licking, licking, licking, like my aunt in June

kirksey957
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I prefered the free-style street rap thread. That was poetry!

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Moving on...

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lol....
redhotpawn from dusk til dawn

edge will a thousand poems wrote and read

If you take much longer to move that pawn

You feel like cutting off your head

pradtf

VeggieChess

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the poetry from this generator really isn't that bad compared to some of the stuff they made us learn at school.

in friendship,
prad

kirksey957
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With White Women

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Here I be stuck down in tha 8-1-tree
Just soakin up tha rain mizerable as I be
Lookin fo a place ta chill
Only gots Nemesio ta fit tha bill

Sendin out luv to my howlin pack
Oh, looky here, 918 Zack is back.
Wearin a dead animal upon his head
Sweet Jesus give us all a decent thread.

Oh it just not the same if ya ax me
We all lovey dovey now, clean as can be
Russ , go gets ya some rest
Fo ya know tha sites truly tha best

We now gots us football, Jesus, movies and politics ta go
Even iof brotha Cribs aint here with his smooth runnin flow

Stirrin up trouble ya know his game show
But brought me deep luv from way down low.
So moderate me out and do what ya must
He came ta play chess from da back of da bus

Like Jesus befo, dead on the cross and up from tha grave
Here comes Cribs again goin by Penile Colonaise

In humor,
Kirk

TheSkipper
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What the...

Raindrops are falling in my cup

Alas, my leg of dry gangrene hath fallen off again. Where's the Scotch tape?

It seemed quite good, it was! Oh Yup!

And when all is dark and fell, I don my trusty cape.

I'm ashamed to admit how much fun this is...

TheSkipper

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