Originally posted by moweutSounds like those girls have been takeing part in one of my sermons......
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip ...[text shortened]... gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before
Tiffany sticks her Ass in it."
Originally posted by Dr Strangeloveyeah! i second that! joks like this should not even exist much less be in FORUMS on a chess website! plz dont post another offensive joke like this!
This type of sicko joke mocking the afflicted [in this case dead] should be removed forthwith by the mods. And you should be ashamed of posting material of this nature.
Furthermore by not attributing a source, you are in effect claiming to have authored it, which in my opinion is downright plagiarism.
Originally posted by Blackhawk214Yes, I agree...Oral and anal sex should be taken very seriously. It's no laughing matter. But aperently it matters if you laugh. ๐
yeah! i second that! joks like this should not even exist much less be in FORUMS on a chess website! plz dont post another offensive joke like this!