Jerry Springer vs. Maury Povitch-the sleaze meister vs. the ultimate candy ass. Joan Rivers vs. Liz Taylor,not naked,to settle it once and for all. Ditto Joan Crawford-Bette Davis,if they were still alive. The Roaming Gnome vs. the Geico Gekko. CarrotTop vs. Michael Buffer,2 of the most annoying,grating,voices on the tube.