Cell Phones!!

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Douche?

Yup, that sums him up perfectly!

Originally posted by uzless
Uh, I just look at my map for directions and the TV tells me the weather... or better yet just stick your head out the window and look at the sky.

Your girlfriend sounds like one of those lazy idiots willing to spend $19.95/mth just to receive redundant information. Tell her I'll sell her software that will notify her phone when she's out of milk...only 5 bux/mth!! What a deal!

What a dickhead.

Originally posted by Bowmann
Mobiles are better.

In Germany they use Handies, that's handy.

Originally posted by Nordlys
In Germany they use Handies, that's handy.

Can you watch footie on your handie?

Originally posted by Cheshire Cat
She's not a lazy idiot and I know how to read a map; the word of the day is [b]convenience. That wasn't a very nice reply!![/b]

Well, just look at his username, it reflects his brain skills!😀

Originally posted by Cheshire Cat
Thanks!! How is it going?

You up for a couple of games?

Fine thanks, but I'm not playing games here anymore as I'm tired of chess and don't feel like playing since quite some time.

Originally posted by rbmorris
Can you watch footie on your handie?

I don't know. But it's actually a Handy, not a handie (I am not sure whether the Germans spell the plural "Handys" or "Handies", probably the former).

Originally posted by Nordlys
I don't know. But it's actually a Handy, not a handie (I am not sure whether the Germans spell the plural "Handys" or "Handies", probably the former).

Are you pulling his Leg? 😵

Originally posted by rbmorris
What a dickhead.

Name calling?? That's the only response?? Geez, even Bowmann has better comebacks than just a simple name drop...why not just call me a homo or a fag while your at it....come on Bowmann, show 'em how it's done.

By the way, have you finished with my Daisy Duke lunch box yet?

Originally posted by Bowmann
Are you pulling his Leg? 😵

No, neither his Leg nor his Arm.

Originally posted by uzless
...come on Bowmann, show 'em how it's done.

I'm sorry but I refuse to indulge you. I find the way you say '...even Bowmann...' rather offensive and so on this occasion shall simply offer a polite reply instead.

Fondest regards.

Originally posted by Bowmann
I'm sorry but I refuse to indulge you. I find the way you say '...even Bowmann...' rather offensive and so on this occasion shall simply offer a polite reply instead.

Fondest regards.

Haha, good one. But seriously, are you done with my lunch box?

Originally posted by uzless
Haha, good one. But seriously, are you done with my lunch box?

Terrible way to refer to your girlfriend, although it does break up the day rather nicely.