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  1. Standard memberuzless
    The So Fist
    Voice of Reason
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    28 Aug '18 18:52
    Can you write a Chess Poem?
  2. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
    wildly content...
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    28 Aug '18 19:01
    i tried to move e4,
    my way was blocked by his knight...
    our civilized lil board game,
    devolved into a gunfight...
  3. Standard memberuzless
    The So Fist
    Voice of Reason
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    28 Aug '18 19:07
    Originally posted by @uzless
    Can you write a Chess Poem?
    The Pawn, so slow so slight,
    yet can kill with a touch of Erudite.
    The Bishop, on angles,
    can leave you in tangles.
    The Castle (or Rook),
    is often overlooked
    Because the Horse, of course
    is a much better force.
    But the Queen, when unseen
    is a bloody killing machine!
  4. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
    A Spirited Misfit
    in London
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    28 Aug '18 19:16
    Originally posted by @uzless
    Can you write a Chess Poem?
    Here's one about a rook,
    2 minutes it took,
    like the surprise of a parcel
    he'd randomly castle,
    loved to play 'out of book'.
  5. Subscriberlemondrop
    pawn grabber
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    28 Aug '18 20:23
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    your game sucks
    and mine does too
  6. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    Halifax, Nova Scotia
    Joined
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    28 Aug '18 20:34
    Originally posted by @lemondrop
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    your game sucks
    and mine does too
    Mine must suck worst than yours you are 3 wins 1 loss and 2 draws against me in Clan Challenges. 😛

    -VR
  7. Gothenburg
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    28 Aug '18 20:51
    Every move you make
    every piece you take

    - I'll be watching you...
  8. Subscriberlemondrop
    pawn grabber
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    28 Aug '18 21:06
    Originally posted by @very-rusty
    Mine must suck worst than yours you are 3 wins 1 loss and 2 draws against me in Clan Challenges. 😛

    -VR
    your poetry sucks even more
  9. Joined
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    28 Aug '18 21:23
    Originally posted by @torunn
    Every move you make
    every piece you take

    - I'll be watching you...
    Lovin’ It!

    Every single day
    Every game you play
    Every trap you lay
    Every knight you slay
    I'll be watching you🙂🙂
  10. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
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    28 Aug '18 21:25
    violets grow in dirt,
    roses have their thorns...
    i like playing chess so much,
    i'll watch pawns in porn...
  11. Subscriberlemondrop
    pawn grabber
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    28 Aug '18 21:50
    Originally posted by @rookie54
    violets grow in dirt,
    roses have their thorns...
    i like playing chess so much,
    i'll watch pawns in porn...
    what can a porn pawn do
    other than screw
  12. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
    wildly content...
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    28 Aug '18 22:45
    given the silence i've heard,
    chess players don't like words...
    understandable i guess,
    considering they're world class nerds...
  13. Arch Stantons Grave
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    28 Aug '18 23:06
    Every day near dawn
    We come to Red Hot Pawn
    We have our own language but we know what we mean
    Pins skewers and forks but fools mate's seldom seen
    A knight on the rim is grim so they say
    But a horse on course is a force
    And now to put the ladies minds at ease
    Because in our chess club we seldom have sleaze
    When we discuss the Scandinavian opening we don't mean some Swedish whore
    And when we chat about Birds we mean pawn to f4.
  14. Standard memberwolfgang59
    Mr. Wolf
    at home
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    29 Aug '18 03:12
    Look!
    A rook.
    By the knight,
    it gave me a fright.
    Because you don't often see people with honorary titles with members of the crow family.
  15. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    Halifax, Nova Scotia
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    29 Aug '18 10:22
    Originally posted by @lemondrop
    your poetry sucks even more
    Wake up Maiden Gertrude, it was a FACT not poetry! 😛

    -VR
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