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Can you write a Chess Poem?

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i tried to move e4,
my way was blocked by his knight...
our civilized lil board game,
devolved into a gunfight...

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Originally posted by @uzless
Can you write a Chess Poem?
The Pawn, so slow so slight,
yet can kill with a touch of Erudite.
The Bishop, on angles,
can leave you in tangles.
The Castle (or Rook),
is often overlooked
Because the Horse, of course
is a much better force.
But the Queen, when unseen
is a bloody killing machine!

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Originally posted by @uzless
Can you write a Chess Poem?
Here's one about a rook,
2 minutes it took,
like the surprise of a parcel
he'd randomly castle,
loved to play 'out of book'.


roses are red
violets are blue
your game sucks
and mine does too

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Originally posted by @lemondrop
roses are red
violets are blue
your game sucks
and mine does too
Mine must suck worst than yours you are 3 wins 1 loss and 2 draws against me in Clan Challenges. 😛

-VR


Every move you make
every piece you take

- I'll be watching you...

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Originally posted by @very-rusty
Mine must suck worst than yours you are 3 wins 1 loss and 2 draws against me in Clan Challenges. 😛

-VR
your poetry sucks even more


Originally posted by @torunn
Every move you make
every piece you take

- I'll be watching you...
Lovin’ It!

Every single day
Every game you play
Every trap you lay
Every knight you slay
I'll be watching you🙂🙂

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violets grow in dirt,
roses have their thorns...
i like playing chess so much,
i'll watch pawns in porn...

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Originally posted by @rookie54
violets grow in dirt,
roses have their thorns...
i like playing chess so much,
i'll watch pawns in porn...
what can a porn pawn do
other than screw

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given the silence i've heard,
chess players don't like words...
understandable i guess,
considering they're world class nerds...


Every day near dawn
We come to Red Hot Pawn
We have our own language but we know what we mean
Pins skewers and forks but fools mate's seldom seen
A knight on the rim is grim so they say
But a horse on course is a force
And now to put the ladies minds at ease
Because in our chess club we seldom have sleaze
When we discuss the Scandinavian opening we don't mean some Swedish whore
And when we chat about Birds we mean pawn to f4.


Look!
A rook.
By the knight,
it gave me a fright.
Because you don't often see people with honorary titles with members of the crow family.


Originally posted by @lemondrop
your poetry sucks even more
Wake up Maiden Gertrude, it was a FACT not poetry! 😛

-VR