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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
yes it was a brain reduction job, his brain was too awesome so he had to reduce it, like you with your man boobs, reduction job was imminent.
I think they reduced it too much. Only left a bit the size of a pea I'm afraid.

Oh.....my moobs are just fine after the op. I've given my wife back all her bras. 😵


A friend recently acquired tramp aids, a particularly virulent form of aids.
I said you must have been consorting with tramps,thats the only way to catch tramp aids.
He vehemently denied it.
Then he remembered seeing a tramp in a bus shelter choking on his own vomit.
He saved said tramp by clearing his airways and giving mouth to mouth resuscitation.

Poor swine.


Originally posted by Captain Strange
A friend recently acquired tramp aids, a particularly virulent form of aids.
I said you must have been consorting with tramps,thats the only way to catch tramp aids.
He vehemently denied it.
Then he remembered seeing a tramp in a bus shelter choking on his own vomit.
He saved said tramp by clearing his airways and giving mouth to mouth resuscitation.

Poor swine.
That's hard to believe.

That you have a friend.


Charlie Sheen has HIV, not AIDS. I have been HIV+ since 1989. I did reach AIDS level, dropping to 25 cd4 count in 2007 but since have climbed back to 850+ and undetectable viral load.

AIDS/HIV is no joke although some idiots here seem to think it is.


Originally posted by woodypusher
Charlie Sheen has HIV, not AIDS. I have been HIV+ since 1989. I did reach AIDS level, dropping to 25 cd4 count in 2007 but since have climbed back to 850+ and undetectable viral load.

AIDS/HIV is no joke although some idiots here seem to think it is.
Not if you have it.


So it's a joke if you don't have it? You're an idiot



Originally posted by woodypusher
So it's a joke if you don't have it? You're an idiot
Hey dude, calm down. I didn't say that or mean that. It's a terrible illness that has taken too many innocent lives. You've taken my words in the wrong context.


Originally posted by woodypusher

AIDS/HIV is no joke although some idiots here seem to think it is.
Everything is a joke.
Humour is how we cope with life's adversities.


Originally posted by wolfgang59
Everything is a joke.
Humour is how we cope with life's adversities.
Exactly.
Just check out the Urban Dictionary's various definitions for woodpusher.
Guys got to have a sense of humour.


Originally posted by woodypusher
Charlie Sheen has HIV, not AIDS. I have been HIV+ since 1989. I did reach AIDS level, dropping to 25 cd4 count in 2007 but since have climbed back to 850+ and undetectable viral load.

AIDS/HIV is no joke although some idiots here seem to think it is.
That's great that you are on the upswing. Best wishes for continued good health...

btw - thanks for your service to our country 🙂


Originally posted by Landisqueen170
That's great that you are on the upswing. Best wishes for continued good health...

btw - thanks for your service to our country 🙂
What service did he do the country?


Originally posted by radioactive69
What service did he do the country?
None that you'd appreciate 😛

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Originally posted by Captain Strange
Exactly.
Just check out the Urban Dictionary's various definitions for woodpusher.
Guys got to have a sense of humour.
That site suggests a wood pusher is a gay man.
Totally astounded

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