Chav Nativity.

Haha excellent addition.

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
As it is now December this is appropriate;

Chav nativity...

There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?)

She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He
does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.

One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo you lookin ...[text shortened]... n' that.

Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella.

Originally posted by PocketKings
does anyone here speak jive?

Originally posted by sjeg
(Modest cough):

"Are you jiiiiivin' me, turkey? Quit jiiiiiiiivin' me tur-key! You gots to sass it..."

Turkey = n. a bad person.

All i know is that turkey is a bad person, and jivin' is what turkeys do, until and unless you explictily ask them to stop, by sassing your pronunciation of the word 'jivin'' whilst you request such.

I hope that clears things up.