Thou shallt read the texts of the TOS and obey their every word. For the words of the TOS are holy and righteous. Adhere to the holiest of words or thou shallt suffer banning and out-casting! Do not question the TOS, for the TOS is everything.
Doesn’t it just strike you as…well… extremist?
Aren’t these cheat police fundamentalists just as annoying as the pro-life lobby?
I think they are. Listen to their arguments:
“He knew the TOS, on his head be it!” and
“Everybody should know the TOS.” And
“If you don’t agree with the TOS and the cheat police you have simpleton anarchists view points and should keep your mouth shut.” And
“If you aren’t good enough, you are not allowed an opinion!” and
“All players who do not adhere to the TOS are false gods and should not be adored.”
See where this is going? Doesn’t it just sound like TV evangelist stuff from Alabama or an Al qaeda promotion film on Al Jazeera?
It does. Because it’s exactly the same.
There’s no reasoning. They’re right. End of story. There are no but’s, if’s or maybe’s. They are right. Accept it. For they adhere to the TOS and the TOS is the holiest of holies.
Do not question them. Accept their word, for their word is the only true word.
Don’t argue with them. There’s no need for rationality. It is as it is. Accept it.
Listen to the cheat police fundamentalists generalise as every good and honest fundamentalist does:
“It serves the greater good!” and
“If you disagree you are deranged.” And
“People who are willing to cheat on an internet chess site must be doing it to create a false image of their abilities so that others will be impressed and praise them.”
Sweeping generalisations to whip up a frenzy of hatred and ignorance!
I give it to you that these TOSSERS are power mad, ego-centric fundamentalists of the worst order!
All who disagree with them are Anarchists, communists, trade-unionists, deranged or trouble makers.
The TOSSERS will not stand for behaviour which doesn't fit in EXACTLY with the little picture they so love and worship.
If you do not worship their TOS, you are a non-believer. You are an infidel.
Join the religion of TOS and become a TOSSER. If you do not, it is at your own peril. You will suffer eternal damnation!
Originally posted by shavixmir😴
Thou shallt read the texts of the TOS and obey their every word. For the words of the TOS are holy and righteous. Adhere to the holiest of words or thou shallt suffer banning and out-casting! Do not question the TOS, for the TOS is everything.
Doesn’t it just strike you as…well… extremist?
Aren’t these cheat police fundamentalists just as anno ...[text shortened]... and become a TOSSER. If you do not, it is at your own peril. You will suffer eternal damnation!
Originally posted by shavixmirDon't like it? Go elsewhere. We don't want your kind here.
Thou shallt read the texts of the TOS and obey their every word. For the words of the TOS are holy and righteous. Adhere to the holiest of words or thou shallt suffer banning and out-casting! Do not question the TOS, for the TOS is everything.
Doesn’t it just strike you as…well… extremist?
Aren’t these cheat police fundamentalists just as anno ...[text shortened]... and become a TOSSER. If you do not, it is at your own peril. You will suffer eternal damnation!
People, me included, come here to play chess against OTHER PEOPLE! I have an engine on my computer that i can play any time i like. The cheat police are doing a great job, you are right that we all talk about them far too much but they are totally necassary! You don't need to be the anti-thesis to everything, your a smart guy, smart enouph not to have to play devils advocate at every single opportunity.
this site isnt a democracy, if we get to choose it is because russ allows it. There shouldnt be and cant be any question of the TOS it is absolute. Thats like saying chess rules suck because we dont personally vote on them, but guess what? the knight moves like he does for no logical reason. Deal with it.
Originally posted by shavixmirYou've really slipped off the deep end here, Shav. "No reasoning"? Pleeeeeze; there's a couple hundred pages in these forums filled with the reasons why cheaters were banned from an INTERNET CHESS SITE. Accusing every one who supports getting rid of cheaters here of being some right-wing fanatic is crazy even by the loose standards we normally use for you.
Thou shallt read the texts of the TOS and obey their every word. For the words of the TOS are holy and righteous. Adhere to the holiest of words or thou shallt suffer banning and out-casting! Do not question the TOS, for the TOS is everything.
Doesn’t it just strike you as…well… extremist?
Aren’t these cheat police fundamentalists just as anno ...[text shortened]... and become a TOSSER. If you do not, it is at your own peril. You will suffer eternal damnation!
Originally posted by shavixmirYou hypocritical SH1T ! You signed on the dotted line yourself when you joined ! Nobody stuck a hot polker up your arse and marched you over to the keyboard and made you join . It is a TOS agreement , meaning you agree voluntarily to said terms and conditions . If you really believed in this drivel that's spewing from your fat pie hole , you'd quit the site now without another peep .
Thou shallt read the texts of the TOS and obey their every word. For the words of the TOS are holy and righteous. Adhere to the holiest of words or thou shallt suffer banning and out-casting! Do not question the TOS, for the TOS is everything.
Doesn’t it just strike you as…well… extremist?
Aren’t these cheat police fundamentalists just as anno ...[text shortened]... and become a TOSSER. If you do not, it is at your own peril. You will suffer eternal damnation!
You're just being a two-faced A-hole , and I've lost all respect for you .
Originally posted by shavixmirHysterical. Ridiculous. These words come to mind while reading this.
Thou shallt read the texts of the TOS and obey their every word. For the words of the TOS are holy and righteous. Adhere to the holiest of words or thou shallt suffer banning and out-casting! Do not question the TOS, for the TOS is everything.
Doesn’t it just strike you as…well… extremist?
Aren’t these cheat police fundamentalists just as anno ...[text shortened]... and become a TOSSER. If you do not, it is at your own peril. You will suffer eternal damnation!
It's just an internet chess site.