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chess jokes anyone?

chess jokes anyone?

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eo

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Its hard to find a good chess joke, so try this instead 🙂
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

l

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Originally posted by eamon o
Its hard to find a good chess joke, so try this instead 🙂
You mean it is hard to find any new good chess jokes. 😉

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Fast and Curious

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Originally posted by lausey
You mean it is hard to find any [b]new good chess jokes. 😉[/b]
Yeah, here's a chess joke: What's your rating?

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I got one:

Why are bishops so sexy?

Because I said so.

eo

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Originally posted by jlilly
I got one:

Why are bishops so sexy?

Because I said so.
you forgot the punch line ?

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Originally posted by jlilly
I got one:

Why are bishops so sexy?

Because I said so.
Why can't you ever pay attention to the game when my bishop is forking you?

Ba dum chhhh!

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