Chess Puns

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14 May 06 17:57

bvb

Callisto Fan

Iowa

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14 May 06 17:57

I love obnoxious puns. Does anybody out there know any good ones that are related to chess? The only 2 I know are:

1. Chess players love to view pawnography.

2. Chess players love to pin the queen.

If you know any better puns then please post them.

Palynka

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14 May 06 17:58

Originally posted by bvb
I love obnoxious puns. Does anybody out there know any good ones that are related to chess? The only 2 I know are:

1. Chess players love to view pawnography.

2. Chess players love to pin the queen.

If you know any better puns then please post them.

Those aren't puns, they're chess-geek humour.

bvb

Callisto Fan

Iowa

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14 May 06 17:59

Fiiiiiine. Does anybody know any better "chess geek humor."

abejnood

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14 May 06 18:06

Originally posted by bvb
I love obnoxious puns. Does anybody out there know any good ones that are related to chess? The only 2 I know are:

1. Chess players love to view pawnography.

2. Chess players love to pin the queen.

If you know any better puns then please post them.

When we were out at luch in our Science Olympiad trip to Northmont, the waiter came up.

"Check?" she asked. So I winked and said "Mate."

~~7ate9~~

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14 May 06 18:06

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Daemon Sin

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14 May 06 18:10

Get a t-shirt saying

"Chess players do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates!"

bvb

Callisto Fan

Iowa

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14 May 06 18:10

Originally posted by abejnood
When we were out at luch in our Science Olympiad trip to Northmont, the waiter came up.

"Check?" she asked. So I winked and said "Mate."

I kind of liked this one.

bvb

Callisto Fan

Iowa

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14 May 06 18:11

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Get a t-shirt saying

"Chess players do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates!"

This one even better.

abejnood

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14 May 06 18:15

My friend has a crush on Irena Krush.

bvb

Callisto Fan

Iowa

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14 May 06 18:21

Originally posted by abejnood
My friend has a crush on Irena Krush.

OK but I did have to look up "Irena Krush" in order to get it. That's probably more of an insult to me than to the pun itself though.🙂

Nordlys

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14 May 06 18:51

Originally posted by abejnood
My friend has a crush on Irena Krush.

Irina

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14 May 06 19:10

Originally posted by Nordlys
Irina

That's no pun.

Nordlys

The sky

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14 May 06 19:10

Originally posted by xs
That's no pun.

That's no pun either.

stocken

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14 May 06 19:33

Originally posted by Nordlys
That's no pun either.

How about this?

Palynka

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14 May 06 19:42

Originally posted by stocken
How about this?

That's puny.