Originally posted by sasquatch672🙂 Thank you 😏
Yeah, sorry, egregiously unfunny posts carry the death penalty. But I like Australians and Aussies, so I hereby sentence you to a remote island in the south Pacific where you must learn to surf, play beach volleyball, and stare at girls. No internet chess for you.
Originally posted by sasquatch672Being asexual, I wouldn't mind. But you should be castrated for thinking that I actually think that duct tape is actually "duck tape".
EDIT: Nordlys, being a girl, you cannot be expected to know this. However, any male of the species who thinks that duct tape is actually "duck tape" should have his power tools taken away and be castrated.
Originally posted by sasquatch672I thought it was obvious. I didn't know there were any people who seriously think it's "duck tape". "My bad", as you Americans say.
Did you, or did you not, my friend of the Northern Lights, type the word "duck" immediately before the word "tape"?
I would have immediately added a disclaimer, if I were you, saying "I, Nordlys, am aware that the material uneducated American rednecks refer to as "duck tape" is actually "duct tape", and whilst I usually induce side-splitti ...[text shortened]... not to make others who have made even more feeble attempts than I feel as if they're unfunny."
This is an easy question to answer, but most people overlook the obvious.
Any creature coming out of an egg can only do so from a FERTILIZED egg! 😲
Therefore the chicken species HAD to come first, in order to lay an egg that would hatch...
Another proof of this is: If the fertilized egg came first, then upon hatching, how would the chicken lay another fertilized egg??? There had to be two chickens.
Originally posted by NordlysMost Americans would wonder what one meant by 'My bad'. I understand that it is part of AAVE (African American Vernacular English), whatever that may be. I think it used to be called slang. The phrase may actually come from Cretinous Rap, otherwise known as C.Rap. There is a widespread outbreak of this affliction in America. Fortunately, it is only contracted by the intellectually challenged.
I thought it was obvious. I didn't know there were any people who seriously think it's "duck tape". "My bad", as you Americans say.
Keep smiling! 😉
