Originally posted by mmanueli have had this problems before , sounds like the mods have taken exception to something in it or something that you may have posted recently😕
I just spent about ten minutes writing a funny post in here and when I tried to post it i got an error page saying "cannot create thread", and now I can't be bothered rewriting it all...
Mark
I'll try again now:
Here are some quotes recieved by the Child Support Agency from single mothers concerning the paternity of the children in question:
"I can't remember his name, but I do remember he drives a BMW"
"I was at a party and I met this guy in the bedroom where the coats were. I don't know who he was but if you do track him down can you give him my phone number, he was so hunky"
"I live near some army barracks and I think he was a squaddie. I think I would recognise him if I saw him again, because he was wearing a green jacket"
and my favourite...
" I was at a party being sick out of the window when I was unexpectedly taken from behind. I don't know who it was but it could only be one of about twenty men"
Mark