To really love a woman
To understand her
You gotta know her deep inside
Hear every thought
See every dream
And give her Chlamydia when she wants to fly
And when you find yourself
With her being tested in the lab
You know you really love a woman
When you love a woman
You tell her that she's really wanted
When you love a woman
You tell her that she's the one
She needs penicillin, yes
But chlamydia won't last forever
So tell me have you ever really
Really really ever loved a woman
To really love a woman
Let her hold you
Do you know where she needs to be touched?
You gotta give it to her
Really plant that STD
So she can feel it in her blood
Then when you can see your chlamydia in her test
You know you really love a woman
When you love a woman
You tell her that she's really wanted
When you love a woman
You tell her that she's the one
She needs penicillin
So you'll always be together
So tell me have you ever really
Really really ever loved a woman
You got to give her some chlamydia, yeah
Plant it tight
A little tenderness
You gotta plant it right
She'll be there for you
Appearing in your blood tests
You really gotta love your woman
And when you find yourself
With her being tested in the lab
You know you really love a woman
When you love a woman
You tell her that she's really wanted
When you love a woman
You tell her that she's the one
She needs a small STD
cuz those won't last forever
So tell me have you ever really
Really really ever loved a woman
Just tell me have you ever really
Really really ever loved a woman
Just tell me have you ever really
Really really ever loved a woman.