Christmas dilemma

I have an amount of money which I usually give to a certain charity at Christmas, but this year another charity has also done some good work and has great plans for 2020.

Do I give both charities half of the usual amount, should I ‘double up’ so they both get the full amount, or should I hire a servant to pick my crap up because I’m too lazy?

Thoughts on the back of lotto slip...

Hire a servant.
I hear a few a Prince Andrews former servants are looking for work.
The poor devil only has one chap to help him get dressed each morning.

@divegeester said
I have an amount of money which I usually give to a certain charity at Christmas, but this year another charity has also done some good work and has great plans for 2020.

Do I give both charities half of the usual amount, should I ‘double up’ so they both get the full amount, or should I hire a servant to pick my crap up because I’m too lazy?

Thoughts on the back of lotto slip...