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Originally posted by hintjul
We should ditch christmas, it is based on a religion which is out of date, in fact, I believe christmas was a pagan date originally, I say bring back the good old fashioned greek orgies to celebrate christmas, it was customary in those times at a certain special date.
Hmmmm, you say Christmas is based on a religion which is out of date and yet you go even further back to greek orgies. How perfectly reasonable.

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no christmas this year 😀

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Originally posted by trev33
no christmas this year 😀
Are your presents waiting for you under the tree in another country?

🙂

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Hmmmm, you say Christmas is based on a religion which is out of date and yet you go even further back to greek orgies. How perfectly reasonable.
Count on it, Suzianne... where there is no sustained

perspective or clear vision the people are perishing.

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The season of increased death to many animals.

For those that don't understand this, perhaps you should be cooked up for Xmas dinner (you are of the same mindset as the poor beasts you feast upon).



😏

Tree huggers, leaf lickers and mud inspectors of the World unite!!!!1

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And just in case you were wondering, when we go "Soylent Green", I will demand my food is organic, and because I am not a complete barsteward, free range.

Edit: In case you are too young to know:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green

This twist is in the actual "Soylent Green"

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I have three things to say:

HO!

HO!

HO!

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Post or present?

Make sure you exercise well dude, I don't want to be chewing on tough meat.

Edit: Happy Christmas by the way

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
I have three things to say:

HO!

HO!

HO!
Yo' Momma!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Yo' Momma!
You're too old for momma jokes, even if you don't want to admit it.

All the best to you and yours this Christmas.

May the bird of good fortune fly up your nose and get caught there.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
You're too old for momma jokes, even if you don't want to admit it.

All the best to you and yours this Christmas.

May the bird of good fortune fly up your nose and get caught there.
If the bird of good fortune is some kind of dope, it probably will.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
If the bird of good fortune is some kind of dope, it probably will.
I'm impressed. Can we share the $100 "bill"?