Christmas outlook 2022

divegeester

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General

06 Oct 22

divegeester

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STARMERGEDDON

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 120597

06 Oct 22

-5

No Turkey due to bird flu
No heating due to Putin
No Christmas tree due to tree-huggers
No mistletoe due to supplier’s covid hangover
No presents due to inflation
No sex due to 50% divorce rate
No snow due to climate change

rookie54

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined: 09 Mar 08
Moves: 205622

06 Oct 22

and a partridge inna pear tree

divegeester

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STARMERGEDDON

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 120597

06 Oct 22

-3

@rookie54 said
and a partridge inna pear tree

No pear trees due to drought

https://www.freshplaza.com/europe/article/9455944/pears-drought-to-lead-to-stressed-market-at-first-with-shortages-toward-the-end/

divegeester

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STARMERGEDDON

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 120597

06 Oct 22

-3

@rookie54 said
and a partridge inna pear tree

No partridges due to species endangerment

https://dailytimes.com.pk/704849/rare-bird-partridge-is-endangered-of-extinction/

FMF

Joined: 28 Oct 05
Moves: 34587

06 Oct 22

-3

@divegeester said
No Turkey due to bird flu
No heating due to Putin
No Christmas tree due to tree-huggers
No mistletoe due to supplier’s covid hangover
No presents due to inflation
No sex due to 50% divorce rate
No snow due to climate change

There's always Jesus's birth.

divegeester

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STARMERGEDDON

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 120597

06 Oct 22

-4

@fmf said
There's always Jesus's birth.

No Jesus due to lack of faith

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_of_Christianity_in_the_Western_world

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 670027

06 Oct 22

-1

And still:

we wish you a merry christms and a happy new year.

It wouldn't be the first time, that people would overcome the general gloominess and have a good time together.

A Unique Nickname

Joined: 10 Jan 08
Moves: 19047

06 Oct 22

@divegeester said
No Turkey due to bird flu
No heating due to Putin
No Christmas tree due to tree-huggers
No mistletoe due to supplier’s covid hangover
No presents due to inflation
No sex due to 50% divorce rate
No snow due to climate change

When did divorce mean less sex?

The Gravedigger

Jack Torrance

Overlook Hotel

Joined: 04 Feb 11
Moves: 49883

06 Oct 22

-3

@divegeester said
No Turkey due to bird flu
No heating due to Putin
No Christmas tree due to tree-huggers
No mistletoe due to supplier’s covid hangover
No presents due to inflation
No sex due to 50% divorce rate
No snow due to climate change

No Christmas vegetables due to fertiliser shortages.
We will be having roast crickets for Christmas luncheon.

Also second reason no Christmas tree due to having to chop it up for firewood.

~~Removed~~

Joined: 09 Sep 18
Moves: 20590

06 Oct 22

-1

@divegeester said
No Jesus due to lack of faith

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_of_Christianity_in_the_Western_world

no faith due to a lack of jesus

Shallow Blue

Joined: 18 Jan 07
Moves: 12477

06 Oct 22

@divegeester said
No Turkey due to bird flu
No heating due to Putin
No Christmas tree due to tree-huggers
No mistletoe due to supplier’s covid hangover
No presents due to inflation
No sex due to 50% divorce rate
No snow due to climate change

No French or Italian wine thanks to Brexit.
No money for the meal anyway thanks to Trussonomics.

divegeester

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STARMERGEDDON

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Moves: 120597

06 Oct 22

-4

@shallow-blue said
No French or Italian wine thanks to Brexit.

Nonsense. We have loads of foreign wines, fabulous selection.

Less French or Italian illegal immigrants maybe…haha.

Suck the lemon, bitter breath.

divegeester

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STARMERGEDDON

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 120597

06 Oct 22

-3

@ponderable said
And still:

we wish you a merry christms and a happy new year.

It wouldn't be the first time, that people would overcome the general gloominess and have a good time together.

Well done on getting the point of this thread Sir 👍🏻

Shallow Blue