my church sent me flyer saying i can't have this:
Don't Tickle Elmo There! -
No matter how hard we pray, the demon Elmo won't go away. We can never stress enough that this seemingly innocent toy - if invited into your Christian home, will open up the very gates of Hell, tearing your family apart, destroying relationships, and leaving you with nothing but a few pieces of red felt. If you or anyone in your immediate family possesses this toy - heed this warning at least: Do not let your child's little fingers find their way between the hairy nape betwixt the legs of this hellish beast! The tiny red testicles and fuzzy little rump on the demon, Elmo will twitch and spasm! Instead of letting out a giggle to quell the curiosity of an innocent Christian child, the hairy creature goes into convulsions and moans in a suggestive and lewd manner
