Originally posted by irishhebrew82Dude, we just went over all these.
chuck norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down till he gets the information he wants.
when tax season comes around, chuck norris just sends in blank forms with a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack. chuck norris has not had to pay taxes ever!
Look for the thread "What is CHUCK?" on Page 2.
And don't forget:
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."