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Clause-free wishes from Satan

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Satan offers me one wish.

Is there any wish to which I would not have to attach a clause in order to make sure I didn't get screwed?

For example:

I wish to be better looking
...and presumably need to insert a clause that the people I know should not be shocked and horrified by my complete physical transformation. I also would not wish to become a girl.

I wish for an end to all wars
...and presumably need to insert a clause that this should NOT be achieved by the creation of a single world-wide dictatorship.

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Originally posted by dottewell
Satan offers me one wish.

Is there any wish to which I would not have to attach a clause in order to make sure I didn't get screwed?

For example:

I wish to be better looking
...and presumably need to insert a clause that the people I know should not be shocked and horrified by my complete physical transformation. I also would not wish to become a ...[text shortened]... a clause that this should NOT be achieved by the creation of a single world-wide dictatorship.
The problem with negotiating with Satan is that he has the best legal team. 🙂

So forget about it... you'll get screwed anyway.

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wish to have all Satan's wish twisting skills to be nullified...

....then wish for...ah crap, you only get one...aaaarrrrrrrrrggggghhh

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Wish to become Satan. Then you can grant all the wishes you want. 🙂

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Originally posted by Schumi
Wish to become Satan. Then you can grant all the wishes you want. 🙂
I think we have a winner. Please accept your first rec as generous reward.

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Originally posted by dottewell
I think we have a winner. Please accept your first rec as generous reward.
Is Satan allowed to grant wishes for himself?

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Originally posted by kw72uk
Is Satan allowed to grant wishes for himself?
I don't see why not. The only flaw I can see is that if I became Satan and Satan became me, NO ONE - including us - would notice any change.

(i.e. What would it mean to "become" somebody else?)

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Originally posted by dottewell
I don't see why not. The only flaw I can see is that if I became Satan and Satan became me, NO ONE - including us - would notice any change.

(i.e. What would it mean to "become" somebody else?)
Perhaps that's his plan - nobody can think of any unambiguous wishes apart from wishing to be Satan, so Satan becomes more and more powerful (with all the extra souls).

edit: I guess you could wish that you have the same powers as Satan....but then you still might end up being him - dang!

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Originally posted by kw72uk
Perhaps that's his plan - nobody can think of any unambiguous wishes apart from wishing to be Satan, so Satan becomes more and more powerful (with all the extra souls).

edit: I guess you could wish that you have the same powers as Satan....but then you still might end up being him - dang!
Damn it, that what's we lawyers get... we go there suggesting that we can grant your wishes if you hire us to face Satan's legal team... and what we get?!?! Only money! Not a single rec! 😞

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Originally posted by jareyes
Damn it, that what's we lawyers get... we go there suggesting that we can grant your wishes if you hire us to face Satan's legal team... and what we get?!?! Only money! Not a single rec! 😞
Oh all right, here's a rec. Now get back and make a move in our game!

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Originally posted by dottewell
I think we have a winner. Please accept your first rec as generous reward.
Why thank you. 😀

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Originally posted by dottewell
Satan offers me one wish.

Is there any wish to which I would not have to attach a clause in order to make sure I didn't get screwed?

For example:

I wish to be better looking
...and presumably need to insert a clause that the people I know should not be shocked and horrified by my complete physical transformation. I also would not wish to become a ...[text shortened]... a clause that this should NOT be achieved by the creation of a single world-wide dictatorship.
Assuming the absurd, that he is able to grant such a wish... howzabout wishing to be so happy that you would never have another need for a wish?

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Originally posted by dottewell
Satan offers me one wish.

Is there any wish to which I would not have to attach a clause in order to make sure I didn't get screwed?

For example:

I wish to be better looking
...and presumably need to insert a clause that the people I know should not be shocked and horrified by my complete physical transformation. I also would not wish to become a ...[text shortened]... a clause that this should NOT be achieved by the creation of a single world-wide dictatorship.
You spelled "Santa" wrong.

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I had a deal with Satan.Now when I go out drinking there is this very tiny man about a foot tall that follows me where ever I go.He has a small piano that he plays very well,Seems that Satan is hard of hearing and he thought I had wished for a 12 inch pianist.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
I had a deal with Satan.Now when I go out drinking there is this very tiny man about a foot tall that follows me where ever I go.He has a small piano that he plays very well,Seems that Satan is hard of hearing and he thought I had wished for a 12 inch pianist.
I've got one of those 12" guys too. But mine smashes everyone's pretzels, knock over their drinks, and puts the make on every chic I'm interested in. (I asked for a 1' prick.)