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C'Mas' Story of the Week pt.1

C'Mas' Story of the Week pt.1

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The following story is dedicated to Mr. Bowmann

This is a true story.

A couple of years ago I am reading aloud in English class. Mind you, it's honors, so one might figure there is a hint of intelligence in this class. I happen to read the word "colonel" (with a proper pronounciation) and here a whisper from across the room. I ignore it and continue to wrap my peers up with my unmatched reading ability. I continue on and read the word "colonel" again. This time a girl from across the room, who was apparently the one who mumbled the first time, tells me out loud that it is pronounced "col-o-nel", not "kernel". I laugh, of course, and the teacher has the embarrassing duty of correcting her for her stupidity.

Until next week...

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
The following story is dedicated to Mr. Bowmann

This is a true story.

A couple of years ago I am reading aloud in English class. Mind you, it's honors, so one might figure there is a hint of intelligence in this class. I happen to read the word "colonel" (with a proper pronounciation) and here a whisper from across the room. I ignore it and contin ...[text shortened]... has the embarrassing duty of correcting her for her stupidity.

Until next week...
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Originally posted by cmsMaster
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go away

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
go away
I think most of the people on the General forum would like to see you RN and sir dip go away. 😏

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
I think most of the people on the General forum would like to see you RN and sir dip go away. 😏
I like the three of them just fine.

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
I like the three of them just fine.
Then I hate you.

BTW your response was less than witty. In fact the scale couldn't even find a hint of wit in it.. 6.8 poor score.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Then I hate you.

BTW your response was less than witty. In fact the scale couldn't even find a hint of wit in it.. 6.8 poor score.
It wasn't meant to be witty. And hate is a strong emotion for lack of wit.

Although now that I realize you meant Red Night by RN, I would have to agree with that one. Just to be clear, was sir dip who I thought it was?

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
The following story is dedicated to Mr. Bowmann

This is a true story.

A couple of years ago I am reading aloud in English class. Mind you, it's honors, so one might figure there is a hint of intelligence in this class. I happen to read the word "colonel" (with a proper pronounciation) and here a whisper from across the room. I ignore it and contin ...[text shortened]... has the embarrassing duty of correcting her for her stupidity.

Until next week...
I would need to have more deatils about the girl.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
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Whats to comment on?

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Then I hate you.

BTW your response was less than witty. In fact the scale couldn't even find a hint of wit in it.. 6.8 poor score.
That makes no sense at all.

Then again, neither do you.

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
Just to be clear, was sir dip who I thought it was?
I don't know, I can't read your thoughts. But I can read cmsMaster's thoughts, and he was talking about the love rec whore aka Serendipity.

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Originally posted by mokko
I would need to have more deatils about the girl.
Hot, thinks she's great, and thinks she is smart.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
The following story is dedicated to Mr. Bowmann

This is a true story.

A couple of years ago I am reading aloud in English class. Mind you, it's honors, so one might figure there is a hint of intelligence in this class. I happen to read the word "colonel" (with a proper pronounciation) and here a whisper from across the room. I ignore it and contin ...[text shortened]... has the embarrassing duty of correcting her for her stupidity.

Until next week...
Nice!

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Hot, thinks she's great, and thinks she is smart.
Nicer. Get in there!

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Oh wait: now she hates you...