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Originally posted by Hells CaretakerAlka Seltzer.
My neighbour at the back of my house has recently invested in 5 Hen's and two Cockerel's.The Cockerel's never shut up.So here is my question,how do I go about killing them and more importantly how do I get away with it?..Honest sensible answers..if possible please.
but seriously...just buy some 4-aminopyridine... they'll die real quick.
Originally posted by Hells CaretakerIs that a serious post ?
My neighbour at the back of my house has recently invested in 5 Hen's and two Cockerel's.The Cockerel's never shut up.So here is my question,how do I go about killing them and more importantly how do I get away with it?..Honest sensible answers..if possible please.
Originally posted by Hells CaretakerFirst off, its always best to get the city to kill people's animals for you. There are often zoning laws and public enfoecement officers that love nothing more than killing farm animals that are improperly housed. Should you be zoned for livestock, which is unlikely in a suburban area, there may be Homeowner's Association rules that prohibit livestock. Finally, loose animals, besides being prey to dogs are always subject to animal control laws.
My neighbour at the back of my house has recently invested in 5 Hen's and two Cockerel's.The Cockerel's never shut up.So here is my question,how do I go about killing them and more importantly how do I get away with it?..Honest sensible answers..if possible please.
Originally posted by Hells CaretakerI think you should complain to the city first and make sure they can have animals (here, where I live, anybody can have anything, it's nuts). Don't kill them, they are innocent chickens 😉.
My neighbour at the back of my house has recently invested in 5 Hen's and two Cockerel's.The Cockerel's never shut up.So here is my question,how do I go about killing them and more importantly how do I get away with it?..Honest sensible answers..if possible please.
Originally posted by MontyMooseDon't talk to them for God's sake, unless its to comment on how much you love their livestock. The last thing you want is to tip them off. Invest in a fast and hungry dog or several large feral cats.
And if you do, save the skulls for Sunburnt! Have you tried talking to the people?
Originally posted by Hells Caretakermake a ghille suit paint your face and buy a suppressed 22 cal air gun. (germans make good ones) rise at the crack of dawn and shoot that cock
My neighbour at the back of my house has recently invested in 5 Hen's and two Cockerel's.The Cockerel's never shut up.So here is my question,how do I go about killing them and more importantly how do I get away with it?..Honest sensible answers..if possible please.