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Colemanballs are the English equivalent of Bushisms. David Coleman was a famous English Sports commentator noted for his (at times) totally incomprehensible statements and unintentially funny comments.

She's not Ben Johnson - but then who is? (David Coleman)

Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard ('Big Ron' Atkinson - Football Manager)

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Originally posted by ianpickering
Colemanballs are the English equivalent of Bushisms. David Coleman was a famous English Sports commentator noted for his (at times) totally incomprehensible statements and unintentially funny comments.

She's not Ben Johnson - but then who is? (David Coleman)

Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard ('Big Ron' Atkinson - Football Manager)
It's a one-man race, except there's three of them

This could be a repeat of what will happen at the European Games next week

One of the great unknown champions, there is very little we know about him

This race is all about racing

by orkyboy, proud owner of Colemanballs and Colemanballs 4. 🙂

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My personal favourite of all time,

'...and Ed Moses comes into the final straight, opens his legs and shows us his class..' David Coleman

and one more recent

'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet'
David Beckham, possibly the stupidest multi-millionaire ever.

Another gem from Becks,

'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7...'

Nice one Becks....

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