Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and
kept the same tag-line
Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.
Tesco condoms - Every little helps.
Nike condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC condoms - Finger licking goo***ondoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey national condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going.
Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms - No comment required.
Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - Size really does matter.
Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30minutes.
Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot each.
Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world.
AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.
Flash condoms- does the job so you don't have too
Polo condoms - The condom with the hole. (prob not a huge seller!)
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Originally posted by rbmorrisA hand job from a golem?
Speaking of funny slogans, I recently received a coupon in the mail for Cold Stone Creamery. For those of you who haven't heard of it, it's an ice cream place. Anyway, the tagline, or slogan after the logo was: "Always a Happy Ending". Makes me wonder exactly what I get with that coupon.
Originally posted by c99uxYes. And do you know why?
During WWII, United Rubber (Durex) distributed 2,750,000 condoms to US Forces personnel in England.
They were 14" condoms, all labelled "Small"...
Obviously unusable for most US soldiers, with the semi-interesting exclusion of GI Pete Ant from Minnisota, commonly known as GIant. He was well hung, he was.
Anyways, the massive condoms with "small" on them were given to US soldiers in the European arena, so that when they were caught by the Nazi's, the foe would be intimidated by the insinuated size of US genitalia.
This is absolutely true.
However, it worked only for a short period of time, until Stormbahn UberMensch von Obengedacht shouted in a rallying speech in lower Nuremberg: "Wenn die Amerikaner solche große Penis haben, dann müssen die Frauen wie der Führung Tunnel errichtet werden!"
After that moment, when US soldiers were captured, the Nazi soldiers would flap their arms about, imitating giant swaying labia.
Or I believe that's what I was taught at school anyways...
Originally posted by shavixmirGod damn it.
Yes. And do you know why?
Obviously unusable for most US soldiers, with the semi-interesting exclusion of GI Pete Ant from Minnisota, commonly known as GIant. He was well hung, he was.
Anyways, the massive condoms with "small" on them were given to US soldiers in the European arena, so that when they were caught by the Nazi's, the foe would be i ...[text shortened]... , imitating giant swaying labia.
Or I believe that's what I was taught at school anyways...
I wrote this this morning and laughed my socks off.
Is it really unfunny?????
Na...I can't believe that....