Consider the flea.

Or don't. It's up to here.

Your freedom is now.

my existence is prior to my essence. i choose not to consider the flea. no, wait. let me think. um. on second thought, maybe i will consider the flea after all. no, no, that's not working. oh, god, the agony of radical choice! i am experiencing existential dread, therefore i am. arrrrgh!