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Conversations with the Pillsbury Doughboy

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Good day fellow pastry eaters,

Perhaps you remember me from TV commercials such as ''add a little
love to those pancakes" or "the muffin dance of joy". I am also
known as Poppin' Fresh or, in certain Middle Eastern countries, as
the Ayatollah of Flavor.

As a familiar character coming every afternoon to your living room
when you are in the company of your loved ones, I am an authoritative
voice to discuss issues such as the 2010 national budget, gay
marriage, or the enlargement of the EU.

Also, I rank right under Oprah in media personalities with high
credibility, and, not being a propaganda Trojan horse neither for the
conservative nor the liberal lobbies, I am a reliable source of
guidance for your personal and family issues, including but not
limited to choosing a career path, becoming engaged, family
planning, and communication with those loved ones who have passed
away.

Go ahead, poke my belly.

*giggles* (Hoo-Hoo!)

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Originally posted by Seitse
Good day fellow pastry eaters,

Perhaps you remember me from TV commercials such as ''add a little
love to those pancakes" or "the muffin dance of joy". I am also
known as Poppin' Fresh or, in certain Middle Eastern countries, as
the Ayatollah of Flavor.

As a familiar character coming every afternoon to your living room
when you are in the company o ...[text shortened]... ose loved ones who have passed
away.

Go ahead, poke my belly.

*giggles* (Hoo-Hoo!)
So you're the modern, more irritating version of the Gingerbread Man.

Who are your partners?

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*giggles* Hoo-Hoo!

...

Thank you, fellow poster. Indeed your question is not only very
interesting though also proper to these times we are living in.

I remember one afternoon when Reverend Sun Myung Moon and I
were having a chat about his support of Richard Nixon back in 1974.
During such informal exchange, if my memory is correct, I asked
Reverend Moon about the relevance of being associated with certain
persons towards the public eye. He asserted, convincingly enough,
his strong belief on guiltness or acquital by association, for
those who surround themselves with wolves, well, you know, so on and
so forth.

I leave you now with an unforggetable drop of wisdom by Umberto Eco:

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a
harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to
interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.


Please come back to poke my belly as often as your heart desires.

Yours,
Poppin' Fresh


PD: *giggles* Hey! That's not my belly button!

FB: That's okay. That's not my finger.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Good day fellow pastry eaters,

Perhaps you remember me from TV commercials such as ''add a little
love to those pancakes" or "the muffin dance of joy". I am also
known as Poppin' Fresh or, in certain Middle Eastern countries, as
the Ayatollah of Flavor.

As a familiar character coming every afternoon to your living room
when you are in the company o ...[text shortened]... ose loved ones who have passed
away.

Go ahead, poke my belly.

*giggles* (Hoo-Hoo!)
Welcome, I am glad to finally see someone whiter than me. 🙂

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Thank you, croissant man.

Would you like to poke my belly?

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So ummm PD, do you have the hots for Betty Crocker?

Or perhaps for the Quaker guy of Quaker Oats fame? Do you quake with lust for him?

Sorry to poke into your personal life.

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Hoo-hoo!

Hello my dear dough eater, and thanks for poking my belly.

As you may remember from my 1998 TV success Poppin' Fresh puts
the hot in hotcakes
, the position of feeling high temperatures
towards something is not alien to me. However, we all in life reach a
position where it is very delicate to ventilate certain issues in public.

I can share with you, my appreciated cinnamon roll vacuum, though,
that my sentimental life is very similar to that of Morrissey.

Thanks for poppin' in and feel free to poke my belly any time!

Hoo-hoo! 🙂