I spent some time last week with some old college friends. Out of the brilliant and ever so intellectual discussions came the topic of corn races.... the process of eating corn and seeing who could crap it out the fastest... the loser bought the beer of course.
Various methods were discussed for fixing said corn race in your favour... eating the corn without chewing, strategic placement of corn in the eating order, facilitating the passing of corn with various foods (lettuce, bran, et al...), and various other techniques for greasing the skids, so to speak. The triumphant cry of "CORN! We have Corn!" would routinely echo through the dorms. As college students and with beer on the line, the stakes were high and at one point I was actually tackled on the way to the restroom to forestall the imminent corn explosion.
Anybody with a weirder story in their quest for free beer?
You could call this game 'plop corn'. 😛
An ex squaddie I attended college with last year told me of an army game they played in Germany. It was called 'Freckles'.
Equipment: Two beer mats, several brave squaddies, some poo
Method: First person to need a poo, does the business and makes it into a sandwich with the beer mats. The 'sandwich' is placed in the middle of the table. All squaddies lower their heads to table hight. A volunteer then clenches fist, and slams down on the 'sandwich'. The unfortunate person with the most 'freckles' has to get the beers in.
Conclusion: Don't play drinking games with British squaddies.
😞
Originally posted by jimslyp69'Plop corn' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as "The Corntucky Derby".
You could call this game 'plop corn'. 😛
An ex squaddie I attended college with last year told me of an army game they played in Germany. It was called 'Freckles'.
Equipment: Two beer mats, several brave squaddies, some poo
Method: First person to need a poo, does the business and makes it into a sandwich with the beer mats. The 'sandwich' i ...[text shortened]... as to get the beers in.
Conclusion: Don't play drinking games with British squaddies.
😞
Originally posted by jimslyp69You Brits have some kooky ideas on drinking games....
You could call this game 'plop corn'. 😛
An ex squaddie I attended college with last year told me of an army game they played in Germany. It was called 'Freckles'.
Equipment: Two beer mats, several brave squaddies, some poo
Method: First person to need a poo, does the business and makes it into a sandwich with the beer mats. The 'sandwich' i ...[text shortened]... as to get the beers in.
Conclusion: Don't play drinking games with British squaddies.
😞
(walks away shaking his head)
Originally posted by jimslyp69The plop thickens
You could call this game 'plop corn'. 😛
An ex squaddie I attended college with last year told me of an army game they played in Germany. It was called 'Freckles'.
Equipment: Two beer mats, several brave squaddies, some poo
Method: First person to need a poo, does the business and makes it into a sandwich with the beer mats. The 'sandwich' i ...[text shortened]... as to get the beers in.
Conclusion: Don't play drinking games with British squaddies.
😞
When I was in the Air Force a few of us decided to buy beers for the
one who could light his fart with the most bang so to speak.
The first guy who did it, had a nice one ready, lies down and legs
up in the air better than Courtney Love takes a match and lets it
go and then ignition: the only problem was he left his underwear
on and set said cloth afire, he's jumping up and down screaming,
holding his butt, running to the shower, we figured he won and bought
the beers.....