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I have a bird. She's tender and sweet. She makes me happy.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I really don't understand keeping birds for pets. They are pretty gross.
and their feet

*yuck*

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I really don't understand keeping birds for pets. They are pretty gross.
Agreed. And scary.

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Originally posted by Mimor
Agreed. And scary.
Scary, yes. They are too fast and unpredictable for me. But gross? If it weren't for the frightening festinating flutter, I might want a bird as a pet. Preferably a flexiloquent one.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Scary, yes. They are too fast and unpredictable for me. But gross? If it weren't for the frightening festinating flutter, I might want a bird as a pet. Preferably a flexiloquent one.
Ugh. They're cacophonic, rectopathic, messy and macrobian as far as pets go. Who needs that kind of commitment?

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Originally posted by Mimor
Ugh. They're cacophonic, rectopathic, messy and macrobian as far as pets go. Who needs that kind of commitment?
Now you are just being exsufflicate. They may explaterate, but otherwise I'd say they are quite eximious.

How could you not love a bird like this?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Now you are just being exsufflicate. They may explaterate, but otherwise I'd say they are quite eximious.

How could you not love a bird like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6KvPN_Wt8I
You're not seeing his wlatsome habits, though. I'm just sayin'.

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Originally posted by Mimor
You're not seeing his wlatsome habits, though. I'm just sayin'.
Bacillophobic balatron!

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Originally posted by Seitse
I have a bird. She's tender and sweet. She makes me happy.
Yes, but they smell and their poop is so yucky.

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Originally posted by trev33
and their feet

*yuck*
Yes, and their feet! Little scaly, clawed, curled feet. EEEK!

*notes Christmas present for Trev*

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
*notes Christmas present for Trev*
stripper with no feet will do.

edit: wait i've changed my mind

slut with no feet will do.

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Originally posted by trev33
stripper with no feet will do.

edit: wait i've changed my mind

slut with no feet will do.
Your fetish is a strange one.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Your fetish is a strange one.
no-feet-fetish?:p

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Yes, but they smell and their poop is so yucky.
She showers, uses perfume, and poops in the toilette!

Who do you think I am talking about? 😠

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Originally posted by Mimor
Ugh. They're cacophonic, rectopathic, messy and macrobian as far as pets go. Who needs that kind of commitment?
And they will peck your eyes out when you are asleep!

😠