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She's absolutely crazy!

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
She's absolutely crazy!
... because she *actually* reciprocated your affection.

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Originally posted by demonseed
... because she *actually* reciprocated your affection.
You mean she didn't deflate this time?

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
You mean she didn't deflate this time?
No.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
No.
Take the bottle, drink it down, pass it around.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Take the bottle, drink it down, pass it around.
Haaaay Macarena!

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I heard she ran off with my inflatable man. At least that's what the note on my dresser said.

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Originally posted by reader1107
I heard she ran off with my inflatable man. At least that's what the note on my dresser said.
There's this inflatable boy and he goes to this inflatable school and, while there, finds himself having a really bad day. Bored with the lesson, he gets up and leaves the inflatable classroom but, while walking down the corridor he sees the inflatable headmaster approaching him.

Quickly the inflatable boy pulls out a pin and punctures the inflatable headmaster before running out of the inflatable school gates. Just as he gets past the gates, he thinks "I hate school", and once more pulls out his pin and pokes it into the inflatable school. He then runs as fast as his inflatable legs allow, all the way home and races into his inflatable bedroom.

A couple of hours later, his inflatable mother is knocking at his bedroom door and with her are the inflatable Police. Panicking, our inflatable boy yet again pulls out the pin and jabs it into himself. Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and, in the bed next to him, he sees the inflatable headmaster.

Shaking his deflated head - more in sorrow than in anger - the Headmaster gravely intones:

"You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down."