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Women rub their eyes in the mornings because they have no nuts to
scratch.

It is as pleasurable as the first morning coffee.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Women rub their eyes in the mornings because they have no nuts to
scratch.

It is as pleasurable as the first morning coffee.
I can't believe that eye rubbing is as good as the first morning coffee 😛

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My nuts are never itchy. Am I missing out on something? Should I stop showering for a week/month/year?

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Originally posted by hopscotch
My nuts are never itchy. Am I missing out on something? Should I stop showering for a week/month/year?
Showering kills the protective layer of your skin.

Once per week should be enough.

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I never have to scratch them but I do have to adjust them a lot 😉

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Originally posted by Kings Fianchetto
I never have to scratch them but I do have to adjust them a lot 😉
mommy still buying you your tightly whities? 😛

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Originally posted by trev33
mommy still buying you your tightly whities? 😛
I go commando.

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Originally posted by trev33
mommy still buying you your tightly whities? 😛
Yeah, your mom. 😛

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Yeah, your mom. 😛
well they were buy one get one free 😵

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Originally posted by trev33
well they were buy one get one free 😵
And she had coupons. 🙂

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
And she had coupons. 🙂
and they were ripped slight in the front so they gave her an extra discount... not sure why she would want you to wear underwear with a rip in the front though 🙄

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Originally posted by Seitse
Women rub their eyes in the mornings because they have no nuts to
scratch.

It is as pleasurable as the first morning coffee.
Both are fine but one should avoid rubbing ones eyes immediately after scratching ones balls

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