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Women rub their eyes in the mornings because they have no nuts to
scratch.

It is as pleasurable as the first morning coffee.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Women rub their eyes in the mornings because they have no nuts to
scratch.

It is as pleasurable as the first morning coffee.
I can't believe that eye rubbing is as good as the first morning coffee 😛

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My nuts are never itchy. Am I missing out on something? Should I stop showering for a week/month/year?

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Originally posted by hopscotch
My nuts are never itchy. Am I missing out on something? Should I stop showering for a week/month/year?
Showering kills the protective layer of your skin.

Once per week should be enough.

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I never have to scratch them but I do have to adjust them a lot 😉

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Originally posted by Kings Fianchetto
I never have to scratch them but I do have to adjust them a lot 😉
mommy still buying you your tightly whities? 😛

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Originally posted by trev33
mommy still buying you your tightly whities? 😛
I go commando.

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Originally posted by trev33
mommy still buying you your tightly whities? 😛
Yeah, your mom. 😛

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Yeah, your mom. 😛
well they were buy one get one free 😵

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Originally posted by trev33
well they were buy one get one free 😵
And she had coupons. 🙂

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
And she had coupons. 🙂
and they were ripped slight in the front so they gave her an extra discount... not sure why she would want you to wear underwear with a rip in the front though 🙄

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