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next weekend is what is known as "rasin weekend" at my uni. basically, 3rd and 4th years can "adopt" 1st years, and this weekend is the climax. generally, it involves lots of alcohol and parties, then a large foam fight (yay!).

now, anohter part of this tradition is "rasin dares", where the parent gives the children something vaguely cruel and unusal to do (dress up in a scuba outfit and ask directions to the beach, go into local chip shop and ask to deep fry a pineapple, give out chocolate fingers to anyone who looks sad, stand on a corner and sing christmas carols, etc). i have 4 children. i need ideas! and i need them by wednesday...also, bearing in mind that i don't want the dares to be too cruel as one really isn't very confident...

so, can anyone think up anything cruel and unusual?

please?

thanks! 😀

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Originally posted by genius
next weekend is what is known as "rasin weekend" at my uni. basically, 3rd and 4th years can "adopt" 1st years, and this weekend is the climax. generally, it involves lots of alcohol and parties, then a large foam fight (yay!).

now, anohter part of this tradition is "rasin dares", where the parent gives the children something vaguely cruel and unusal to do ...[text shortened]... ident...

so, can anyone think up anything cruel and unusual?

please?

thanks! 😀
Get the kids to cook a stew.
Tell them to think up a penguin recipe to hand out with the stew.
Take the pot with some carton plates and plastic cutlery to the zoo. Stand outside the penguin enclosure and let them offer penguin stew to the punters. They can hand out the penguin recipes as well...

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Originally posted by genius
deep fry a pineapple
I thought that was normal in Scotland.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Get the kids to cook a stew.
Tell them to think up a penguin recipe to hand out with the stew.
Take the pot with some carton plates and plastic cutlery to the zoo. Stand outside the penguin enclosure and let them offer penguin stew to the punters. They can hand out the penguin recipes as well...
niiiice-although the nearest zoo is 50 miles away. i could get them to make a children stew though, and sit outside a school?

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Originally posted by Ian68
I thought that was normal in Scotland.
nah-that's mars bars. or, indeed, anything with chocolate. i especially like deep fried milkyways. nice and gooyey!

i was in prague last week. they had deep fried cheese! genius!

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Originally posted by genius
niiiice-although the nearest zoo is 50 miles away. i could get them to make a children stew though, and sit outside a school?
any animal park will do, really.
Swans, dolphins and duck-billed-platipi are really cool. But it's quite hard to find a duck-billed-platapus...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
any animal park will do, really.
Swans, dolphins and duck-billed-platipi are really cool. But it's quite hard to find a duck-billed-platapus...
we have a deep sea world, which i just remebered about. seal stew? roast plankton?

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Originally posted by genius
we have a deep sea world-seal stew? roast plankton?
Plankton, however, doesn't receive much good press or sympathy...
and children stew is too unbelievable to be border-line evil.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
But it's quite hard to find a duck-billed-platapus...
And the recipes are thin on the ground, too!

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Originally posted by genius
... anohter part of this tradition is "rasin dares"...
so, can anyone think up anything cruel and unusual?
Tradition? I left in '92 (I think) and it wasn't around then. Got to love these modern folk: even traditions can be created in a flash!
But back to the point: why not just get them to eat a smoked sausage supper at (greezy) Joes? Unless that's gone now too...
Either that or have an interesting conversation with a Yah. The cuelty there is that the task is near impossible...

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Originally posted by Varg
And the recipes are thin on the ground, too!
I'm sure the good old Aussies will have a recipe or two for anything that crawls down under!

I know the South Africans really do have recipes for penguins.

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Some immediate 'serious' options:
A dip in the pool at castle sands (hot flasks required thereafter)
Do the pier walk in a bathing costume
Re-enact chariots of fire
Do a bit of Karioke (sp?) somewhere or other
Go to some awful 1st year lecture outwith their actual course
Write an essay "My teenage angst" and post it on the hall notice board
Get a drink in the Stables bar (OK: not this one. Not wise)
and many many more...

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Get them to stand on the hard shoulder of a motorway with buckets and squeegies and see if they can persuade anyone to stop to have their windscreen cleaned.

It is important that they wear scarves on their heads though.

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Originally posted by Toe
Tradition? I left in '92 (I think) and it wasn't around then. Got to love these modern folk: even traditions can be created in a flash!
But back to the point: why not just get them to eat a smoked sausage supper at (greezy) Joes? Unless that's gone now too...
Either that or have an interesting conversation with a Yah. The cuelty there is that the task is near impossible...
yeah-i heard that it was created in the 80's, so that really doesn't surprise me... 😛

portugese man-o-war soup?

i've been to the stables, it's actually quite nice. although i was playing darts and my dart hit the metal rim, bounced back and smashed a (full) pint glass. i -erm- haven't been back since... the keys is the one you've gotta watch out for though. the bar maid looks like she could break your arm with her pinky... although when we left thay said "come back soon", and it didn't sound too sarcastic...

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Make them eat vegetables.