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Some of you will remember my sad sympathy-craving posts from about six months ago about not getting any, 32 and still waiting etc. Well now I'm 33 and nothing's changed, thought I was in yesterday as I had a date but hey, she brought another boy along with her, claiming they were just friends but they did enough flirting and walking arm in arm. Friends or not I'd say it was a pretty bad sign. I walked off, just walked away and said nothing.

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Originally posted by asromacalcio
Some of you will remember my sad sympathy-craving posts from about six months ago about not getting any, 32 and still waiting etc. Well now I'm 33 and nothing's changed, thought I was in yesterday as I had a date but hey, she brought another boy along with her, claiming they were just friends but they did enough flirting and walking arm in arm. Friends or not I'd say it was a pretty bad sign. I walked off, just walked away and said nothing.
My best advice.

Fat chicks. Go hoggin' man. If all else fails, grab one of the heavies that work at almost any gas station. They are great slump-busters.

Best all time though is a slightly chubby single mother with a hardy laugh. Nobody, and I mean nobody, will do more for her man then said women. If I wasn't such a phobe about taking care of another mans kid, I would marry one.

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Originally posted by Merk
My best advice.

Fat chicks. Go hoggin' man. If all else fails, grab one of the heavies that work at almost any gas station. They are great slump-busters.

Best all time though is a slightly chubby single mother with a hardy laugh. Nobody, and I mean nobody, will do more for her man then said women. If I wasn't such a phobe about taking care of another mans kid, I would marry one.
You should be ashamed of yourself! 😠

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Originally posted by mokko
You should be ashamed of yourself! 😠
Seriously, fat chicks are gross. 😛

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Seriously, fat chicks are gross. 😛
😠

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Originally posted by mokko
😠
😵

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Originally posted by mokko
You should be ashamed of yourself! 😠
Cut me some slack, I am just trying to help the guy out. If he doesn't procure a piece soon he might get DSB.(deadly sperm build-up) I'm trying to save a mans life here.

And I don't care what you say, single mothers treat their men better than most of those men deserve to be treated. Single mothers are THE best. Period. In and out of the bedroom.

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Originally posted by Merk
Cut me some slack, I am just trying to help the guy out. If he doesn't procure a piece soon he might get DSB.(deadly sperm build-up) I'm trying to save a mans life here.

And I don't care what you say, single mothers treat their men better than most of those men deserve to be treated. Single mothers are THE best. Period. In and out of the bedroom.
I'll just shut up now 😕


before I get back on the naughty list 😠

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Originally posted by mokko
I'll just shut up now 😕


before I get back on the naughty list 😠
Spankings!

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Originally posted by mokko
I'll just shut up now 😕


before I get back on the naughty list 😠
Nonsense, I will put a good word in for ya with the residence of 1 north pole way.

Say anything you wish. I got ya cover with big man.

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Originally posted by Merk
Nonsense, I will put a good word in for ya with the residence of 1 north pole way.

Say anything you wish. I got ya cover with big man.
You're going to cover her with big men?

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Spankings!
Everyone knows that spankings are on the 7th day of christmas. 😵

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Originally posted by Merk
Nonsense, I will put a good word in for ya with the residence of 1 north pole way.

Say anything you wish. I got ya cover with big man.
Hey...if santa was to ever go senile and lose his marbles we would have to plan a take over of the north pole to ensure the sacred tradition of Christmas and I bet those elves are packing. So when we plan our attack then I'll go in first with my sneaky stealth tactics and you can cover me. But only I'm allowed to drink booze untill the mission is succesfull. 😵

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Originally posted by mokko
Everyone knows that spankings are on the 7th day of christmas. 😵
And what do the straight guys get on the 7th day? It sure as hell aint no spankins! Unless we're in love.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
You're going to cover her with big men?
I don't like the sounds of that 🙁