Some of you will remember my sad sympathy-craving posts from about six months ago about not getting any, 32 and still waiting etc. Well now I'm 33 and nothing's changed, thought I was in yesterday as I had a date but hey, she brought another boy along with her, claiming they were just friends but they did enough flirting and walking arm in arm. Friends or not I'd say it was a pretty bad sign. I walked off, just walked away and said nothing.
Originally posted by asromacalcioMy best advice.
Some of you will remember my sad sympathy-craving posts from about six months ago about not getting any, 32 and still waiting etc. Well now I'm 33 and nothing's changed, thought I was in yesterday as I had a date but hey, she brought another boy along with her, claiming they were just friends but they did enough flirting and walking arm in arm. Friends or not I'd say it was a pretty bad sign. I walked off, just walked away and said nothing.
Fat chicks. Go hoggin' man. If all else fails, grab one of the heavies that work at almost any gas station. They are great slump-busters.
Best all time though is a slightly chubby single mother with a hardy laugh. Nobody, and I mean nobody, will do more for her man then said women. If I wasn't such a phobe about taking care of another mans kid, I would marry one.
Originally posted by MerkYou should be ashamed of yourself! 😠
My best advice.
Fat chicks. Go hoggin' man. If all else fails, grab one of the heavies that work at almost any gas station. They are great slump-busters.
Best all time though is a slightly chubby single mother with a hardy laugh. Nobody, and I mean nobody, will do more for her man then said women. If I wasn't such a phobe about taking care of another mans kid, I would marry one.
Originally posted by mokkoCut me some slack, I am just trying to help the guy out. If he doesn't procure a piece soon he might get DSB.(deadly sperm build-up) I'm trying to save a mans life here.
You should be ashamed of yourself! 😠
And I don't care what you say, single mothers treat their men better than most of those men deserve to be treated. Single mothers are THE best. Period. In and out of the bedroom.
Originally posted by MerkI'll just shut up now 😕
Cut me some slack, I am just trying to help the guy out. If he doesn't procure a piece soon he might get DSB.(deadly sperm build-up) I'm trying to save a mans life here.
And I don't care what you say, single mothers treat their men better than most of those men deserve to be treated. Single mothers are THE best. Period. In and out of the bedroom.
before I get back on the naughty list 😠
Originally posted by MerkHey...if santa was to ever go senile and lose his marbles we would have to plan a take over of the north pole to ensure the sacred tradition of Christmas and I bet those elves are packing. So when we plan our attack then I'll go in first with my sneaky stealth tactics and you can cover me. But only I'm allowed to drink booze untill the mission is succesfull. 😵
Nonsense, I will put a good word in for ya with the residence of 1 north pole way.
Say anything you wish. I got ya cover with big man.