Go back
Daily rituals

Daily rituals

General

Vote Up
1
Vote Down

I have a ritual I call "Mario Time". An hour before the sun rises I put on a blue and red suit and a red hat and I go outside to a large green tube (5 feet across) in my yard. I spend the last hour napping in there (though I usually can't get to sleep anymore at that point) And when the sun comes up, I move out of the tube. This helps me get through my day.
It was recommended by my psychologist. He said I had a plumbing disorder. Since then I've come to accept what I am and now I am a happy man.

Anyone else with a daily ritual?

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by schakuhr
Anyone else with a daily ritual?
I do!

It happens promptly every day usually around 10 o'clock in the AM. Once my breakfast (usually of the greasy variety) is finished and my first coffee consumed, I am helplessly drawn to the W.C. where I empty the pasty and acrid contents of my colon into a ceramic bowl through a wrinkly orifice on my posterior.

Vote Up
Vote Down

I sacrifice some animal to some Pagan God. Then I trioll the web. 😕

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by schakuhr
I have a ritual I call "Mario Time". An hour before the sun rises I put on a blue and red suit and a red hat and I go outside to a large green tube (5 feet across) in my yard. I spend the last hour napping in there (though I usually can't get to sleep anymore at that point) And when the sun comes up, I move out of the tube. This helps me get through my day. ...[text shortened]... I've come to accept what I am and now I am a happy man.

Anyone else with a daily ritual?
We must have the same shrink.

Vote Up
Vote Down

I have my first cigarette of the day after work... then I drop the kids off at the pool.

Gave up smoking for three weeks and it threw me completely... Couldn't dump properly.. Had to take it up again...

I only smoke like two or three a day but it damn sure keeps me regular.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Feastboy
I have my first cigarette of the day after work... then I drop the kids off at the pool.

Gave up smoking for three weeks and it threw me completely... Couldn't dump properly.. Had to take it up again...

I only smoke like two or three a day but it damn sure keeps me regular.
If you only smoke 2 or 3 a day, why did you try to quit?

Vote Up
Vote Down

I crack one off to a picture of Frank Burns before i get out of bed.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by muppyman
If you only smoke 2 or 3 a day, why did you try to quit?
It's still bad for you... plus I smoke more when I go out drinking, and smoking a couple a day keeps me in the habit so to speak.

I should quit really, plus I'm the only one of my friends that smokes and it sucks having to go outside all the time... Especially in bloody winter.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I crack one off to a picture of Frank Burns before i get out of bed.
You "crack one off" because you only have one...

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Frank Burns
You "crack one off" because you only have one...
😕

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by adramforall
😕
Double 😕

1 edit
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by darvlay
Double 😕
Leave him alone, it's the best he could come up with in 4 hours. Retarded lil scamp that he is 😛

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I sacrifice some animal to some Pagan God. Then I trioll the web. 😕
Thank you, Ice Cold. I knew there was someone appeasing Pan the goat god which keeps the sun coming up each morning.

Vote Up
1
Vote Down

Originally posted by slappy115
Thank you, Ice Cold. I knew there was someone appeasing Pan the goat god which keeps the sun coming up each morning.
At the end of the day, it's a good kind of tired. 😏

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Ice Cold
At the end of the day, it's a good kind of tired. 😏
LOL 😵