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Darvlay is a sheep herder...

Darvlay is a sheep herder...

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...the gentleman in question was describe as unbelievably drunk by one officer. A blood tox screen showed evidence of marijuana, LSD, mushrooms, .23 alcohol level, and laxatives. The officers expressed dismay that the man, 'darvlay', could even stand, yet alone sodomize upwards of 15 sheep (including one dead animal). Darvlay's excuse that he was just helping the sheep get over a fence fell on deaf ears and the magistrate sentenced him to 10 years in prison for cruelty to animals....

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
cruelty to animals....
Too bad the definition of informed consent doesn't extent to sheep, since they would tell a rather different story if asked, even the dead one.

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them sheep was askin fer it, if'n ya ask me...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
...the gentleman in question was describe as unbelievably drunk by one officer. A blood tox screen showed evidence of marijuana, LSD, mushrooms, .23 alcohol level, and laxatives. The officers expressed dismay that the man, 'darvlay', could even stand, yet alone sodomize upwards of 15 sheep (including one dead animal). Darvlay's excuse that he was j ...[text shortened]... n deaf ears and the magistrate sentenced him to 10 years in prison for cruelty to animals....
🙁 I wish him all the wor...eh, best.

EDITS: trying to insert that crying smiley...